There's a story in the news today about a little girl who, Saturday decided to set up a lemonade stand to raise money for her 2 year old cousin's surgeries to repair a life threatening intestinal disorder. The girl raised $130 before the two jack wagons pictured on the left stole her money jar! That right. They stole money raised by a child to help a sick child! What better time to look at ways to tell:YOU MIGHT BE GOING TO HELL!
If you can name more porn stars than you can name saints (and Drew Brees doesn't count)...you might be going to hell.
If the last time you swore on a bible, it took 6 weeks for the burns on your right hand to heal...you might be going to hell.
If you've broken more commandments than Obama has broken promises...you might be going to hell.
If you've ever used holy water to make the ice for a brandy old fashion...you might be going to hell.
If the only time you've ever kneeled down…was to try to look up a nun's skirt...you might be going to hell.
If you've ever tossed a steak into the street just to watch a hungry seeing eye dog lead a blind guy into a busy intersection...you might be going to hell.
If you laughed at the above mention of tossing a steak into the street just to watch a hungry seeing eye dog lead a blind guy into a busy intersection...you might be going to hell.
And if you've robbed a lemonade stand run by a small girl raising money to save the life of her 2-year-old cousin...you’re definitely going to hell!
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