YOUR SURGEON MIGHT BE TOO DRUNK TO OPERATE!

A new study conducted in Ireland (where else?) found that surgeons who get hammered at night are more likely to make mistakes the next morning. Well, no, poop Sherlock! The article in the Archive of Surgery reports that the doctors make more mistakes after a night of heavy drinking because they are either very hung over or in some cases STILL DRUNK when it comes to operate.

As a public service of the Rick and Len Show, here are some sings...

YOUR SURGEON MIGHT BE TOO DRUNK TO OPERATE

If midway through performing your appendectomy, he suddenly can't remember how he got there, what he’s doing or who peed in his pants...your surgeon might be too drunk to operate.

If during your abdominal surgery, he starts getting all handsy with your duodenum...your surgeon might be too drunk to operate.

If the anesthesiologist tells you to start counting backward from 100 and your surgeon is sleeping before you get to 97...your surgeon might be too drunk to operate.

If your hemorrhoid procedure takes twice as long as expected because he keeps singing Baby Got Back into the scalpel like it’s a microphone...your surgeon might be too drunk to operate.

If the longer your open heart surgery goes on, the more frequently he keeps dropping his lit cigarette into your chest cavity...your surgeon might be too drunk to operate.

If he insists on shaving your balls himself...and you're there for an ingrown toenail...your surgeon might be too drunk to operate.

If you went in for a nose job and leave with two nostrils in your penis...your surgeon is definitely too drunk to operate.