Friday, August 28, 2009

THANKS FOR YOUR THOUGHTS


I want to thank those of you who expressed sympathy this week on the loss of my Mom. Rick and Len Show fans are the best! You have made a crappy time in my life a little easier to bear.
Thanks to those who shared stories of their own loss and to those who had some good advice on dealing with it.
Not to be glib about such a serious subject, but my advice is to die before your parents do. It's a lot easier.
Thanks again. The Rockin' Apple family is one of a kind...and that means you!
Sincerely,
Len Nelson

Thursday, August 20, 2009

RYAN STOUT WITH RICK AND LEN

Ryan Stout, who's appearing at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton through Saturday night, will appear on the Rick and Len Show tomorrow morning (8.21).

Get two for one admission tonight to see Ryan at the Skyline by mentioning it's WAPL night when you make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE.


Tuesday, August 18, 2009

PEDDLING HER ASS!

Just when you think you've seen it all, some genius in New York comes up with something new!

Here's a woman pole dancing on the back of a moving bicycle rickshaw pedicab while traveling through the streets of Manhattan.


Monday, August 17, 2009

YAHOO FOR SCHMITT!


Green Bay Mayor Jim Schimtt is competing against 10 other mayors playing Fantasy Football on Yahoo. The winner gets $15,000 for the charity of their choice. Follow the mayor's progress and check out his line-up by clicking here!

Schmitt's choice of charities is the Children's Museum.

Fans can also help score a second $15,000 donation by voting for their city here!

Saturday, August 15, 2009

DONATING AT 30,000 FEET--A HIGH FLYING RADIOTHON STORY!

Thanks to all of you who donated during the Rock for Kids Radiothon for Children's Hospital. If you didn't hear the final hour on Friday afternoon, you missed a great story.

One of our phone volunteers took a call from an Appleton man somewhere over the Pacific. He was on a flight to Hawaii for vacation and found himself seated next to a man from Dallas. After exchanging unpleasantries over how much they hated each other's respective football teams, the Appleton man took out his laptop, and thanks to the wonders of Wi-Fi, started listening to the radiothon on-line here at WAPL.COM. Moved by some of our patient stories, both the Appleton man AND the Cowboy fan next to him called in Miracle Club donations of $20-a-month.

That would be a cool story in-and-of itself. But it doesn't end there. The two men then began walking up and down the aisle of the plane, collecting contributions from other passengers. They called back 10 minutes later to pledge the $257 they had collected. On top of that, they convinced another passenger to make her own call and make a $20-a-month Miracle Club donation.

The hour came to an end with one more call from 30,000 feet. Intrigued by what was going on on-board his flight, the plane's pilot called! He too, pledged $20-a-month.

So, I guess it just goes to show there are two types of people in the world. Those who choose to pass the time on a long flight becoming Mile High Club members and those who choose to become Miracle Club members.

Again, thanks to all of you gave. And for those of you still haven't done so, it's not too late. Donate NOW on-line by clicking here!

-Rick-

Monday, August 10, 2009

GIRLS IN BIKINIS READ SCRIPTS TO CLASSIC FILMS!

Check it out! It's educational! (Language may not be SFW!)






Thursday, August 6, 2009

GREG HAHN ON RICK AND LEN SHOW FRIDAY

High energy comic Greg Hahn will join Rick and Ross Friday morning. Call 920-734-JOKE to make your reservations to see him this weekend at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton.

WARNING: Hang on to something before clicking on the video below!


MATTRESS DOMINOES RECORD ATTEMPT

British people proving there are fun things you can do with beds that don't involve tying some one to it and Krazy Gluing their junk. Really!


Wednesday, August 5, 2009

ATTENTION DOUCHEBAGS!

By now you probably already know your pirate name, your stripper name, your porn star name, your Harry Potter name, and your hillbilly name. Well now it's your chance to find out your douchebag name. While unscientific, it is surprisingly accurate. Check out the Official Douchebag Name Generator!

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By now you know the story about the 4 spurned lovers in Stockbridge who tied the guy to the bed, put a pillowcase over his head and glued his howdoyoudo to his stomach. (To hear our ad for Pud Putty, go to the audio section under downloads!) It all happened at the Lakeview Motel. It got us wondering, what is their advertising slogan?

OTHER SLOGANS FOR THE LAKEVIEW MOTEL IN STOCKBRIDGE.

10. The Lakeview Motel: Don't get tied down someplace else.

9. The Lakeview: Where you're bound to have an unforgettable experience.

8. You can’t escape a good time at the Lakeview.

7. The Lakeview Motel: Philanderers check in...but they don’t check out...until they gnaw through their restraints.

6. The Lakeview: A room with a bed and a pillowcase for your head.

5. The Lakeview: even we didn't know Stockbridge had a motel.

4. The Lakeview Motel:The perfect place to get stuck some night.

3. The Lakeview in Stockbridge: Where the girls are Krazy and so is the glue.

2. The Lakeview: Where we won’t make you feel like a dummy, when we find you with your Johnson stuck to your tummy.

1. The Lakeview Motel and Restaurant: Our lunch will stick to your ribs and so will your penis.

Monday, August 3, 2009

HEROS OR ZEROS?

Here's the mugshots of three of the woman accused of tying their lover to a bed in a Stockbridge motel, cutting off his undies and gluing his whatsit to his tummy.