This video of Cookie, the baby penguin giggling as he's being tickled, has gone viral this week with close to two million hits.
Now is it just me, or does the phrase "tickling the penguin" sound dirty? However, it could be a nice substitute for "chocking the chicken". Then again, so could any of these....
10. Massaging the magpie
9. Groping the grouse
8. Stroking the stork
7. Caressing the cardinal
6. Squeezing the squab
5. Rubbing the ruddy duck
4. Pinching the Finch
3. Petting the peregrine or falcon the falcon
2. Titillating the titmouse
1. Snuggling the Himalayan Snowcock