If you've ever used shovels to both plant a garden and remove snow in the same week...you might live in Wisconsin.
If your kids have ever worn snowshoes to an Easter Egg hunt...you might live in Wisconsin.
If the hardest part about clearing snow from your driveway is not getting branches from the trees knocked over by the tornado stuck in your snow blower...you might live in Wisconsin.
If in less than 36 hours, you've ever gone from freezing your balls off to sweating your balls off and back again...you might live in Wisconsin.
If despite needing it to clear your driveway, you’d much rather take your shovel to Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania and beat the living crap out of that lying frickin' rodent...you might live in Wisconsin.
And if hearing a forecast of 10 inches of snow this week is the only thing that blows harder than the tornado that hit your home last week...you definitely live in Wisconsin.