YOU MIGHT HAVE TOO MANY PETS!

Wednesday, police in Milwaukee raided a house filled with hundreds of reptiles including alligators and snakes. A police spokeswoman said that reptiles and rodents were found in the home and inside a building doubling as a storage facility and residence. At least five anaconda snakes 20 to 30 feet long were found, along with spiders and a chicken. This seems to be a good time to revisit one of our favorite subjects...

SIGNS YOU MIGHT HAVE TOO MANY PETS

If you have more varieties of weasel than a national convention of football agents...you might have too many pets.

If you go through more cans of dog food than an entire senior citizen housing complex...you might have too many pets.

If your home is more tightly packed with gerbils than Richard Gere's colon...you might have too many pets.

If you have more creeping, crawling things in your pantry than Lindsey Lohan has in her panties...you might have too many pets.

If you have enough turkeys to anchor a FOX 11 newscast...you might have too many pets.

If you have enough sheep for a ménage a trios....you might want to give Rick a call!

If your dining room floor has more hairballs than Robin Williams' shower drain...you might have too many pets you might have too many pets.

If you have more breeds of dog than a Korean smorgasbord...you might have too many pets you might have too many pets.

And if your home has more chickens than a French military academy...you definitely have too many pets.