We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…the Green Bay man on Phoebe Street who, after a long night of drinking, awoke to find the bed he was sleeping in soaked in urine and, naturally, BLAMED HIS DOG whom he then punched 20 times.
For apparently having as much trouble controlling his anger as he has controlling his bladder.
For committing an act, for which the only suitable punishment is tossing him naked into a pen of pit bulls wearing only a condom made of kibble.
And for not understanding that "denial" is not just a river in Egypt...it's also a good name for the river of urine running from his own drunken, shriveled wiener to his Sealy Posturpedic.
We are proud to name the Green Bay man, who blamed his dog for his own bed being wet after a night of heavy drinking, as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.