We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...46-year-old Michael Vinson of Two Rivers who last week, when his pregnant girlfriend told him she was in labor, didn't respond by rushing her to the hospital. Instead, he allegedly demanded she give him money to buy beer and, when she only gave him a third of her monthly disability check, punched her in the head and threatened her with a butcher knife.So,
For apparent actions so bizarre and beyond the pale it makes you want to permanently retire the letters W.T. and F.
For reportedly doing something so epically appalling it made me want to write a poem about it but unfortunately there is nothing that rhymes with "jaw-dropping douchebaggery".
And for allegedly showing no compassion for a person in great discomfort with something large and painful in one of their orifices...a sensation he may have an opportunity to experience himself should he end up in prison.
We are proud to name the Michael Vinson of Two Rivers as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
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