Today, on the Yahoo! homepage there was an article about "The Dumbest Things You Can Do With Your Money". It was all stuff like hanging on to debt and falling in love with your investments. What a load of pish-posh! Here's OUR list of:
DUMBEST THINGS YOU COULD DO WITH YOUR MONEY.
10. Publish a book of marital advice by Charlie Sheen.
9. Start a condom concession at a Star Trek Convention.
8. Market XXX sex tape staring the new Supreme Court nominee.
7. Open a shoe store in Kentucky.
6. Put a c-note on the Vikings to win the Super Bowl...any Super Bowl.
5. Start a Port-a-Potty business in Fond du Lac.
4. Open a whore house staffed entirely by the cast of The View.
3. Finance a chain of Barrack Obama smoking sesation clinics.
2. Start manufacturing religious themed "vagaziling" supplies for trendy nuns.
1. It's a tie: Buy shares in British Petroleum or shoreline property on the Gulf of Mexico.