This week the popular travel site Tripadvisor.com released their annual list of Worst Hotel Horror Stories. The stories included one about a hotel where the room was flooded with raw sewage, another where all the guests' belongings were stolen from their room and still another where the guests had to step over drunken partiers to get in and out of their room. (I swear that last one was NOT at the hotel where we stayed on our International Incident tip!)However, it could have been worse. Here's our list of:
SIGNS YOU'RE STAYING AT A BAD HOTEL
If the bedspread has enough DNA on it to start your own genetics lab...you might be staying at a bad hotel.
If the faucet in the bathroom keeps drip, drip, dripping...blood...you might be staying at a bad hotel.
If the "sanitized for your protection" strip on your toilet is stuck to the bowl...you might be staying at a bad hotel.
If the porn on Spectra-vision is a video of you and your spouse from the night before...you might be staying at a bad hotel.
If the mattress is lumpier than my ass (and smellier, too!)...you might be staying at a bad hotel.
If in lieu of air conditioning, the desk clerk offers to give you a free ice water enema...you might be staying at a bad hotel.
The "fresh" flowers in your room still have an "In memoriam" ribbon attached...you might be staying at a bad hotel.
If that is NOT a Baby Ruth candy bar floating in the motel pool...you might be staying at a bad hotel.
And if the soap in your shower was made by boiling the fatty remains of the room's previous occupant....you're definitely be staying at a bad hotel.
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