NOT GELLIN'!

I was a little self-conscious about taking off my shoes in the studio for Toe Reader Sherri Lee Devereau today. I'm guessing I'm not the only person who's self-conscious about their tootsies. So, as a public service, we've put together some signs:

YOU MIGHT HAVE BAD FEET

If when you take off your shoes in the car, someone immediately asks if they’re passing Kaukauna...you might have bad feet.

If there is so much jam between your toes, you’re nationally known as "Smucker Foot"...you might have bad feet.

If Dr. Scholl's has referred you to Dr. Kevorikian...you might have bad feet.

If your case of athlete's foot is so bad you need Absorbine Senior...you might have bad feet.

If they smell so bad, even your ass asks "What died down there?"...you might have bad feet.

If bunions were onions, you’d have enough to make fajitas for fifty...you might have bad feet.

If bunions were Funyuns, you’d have enough to feed a boatload of stoners...you might have bad feet.

If you find more corns on your foot than you find in your stool...after a fireman’s picnic...you definitely have bad feet.