THINGS MIKE MCCARTHY IS SAVING THAT TIME OUT FOR THAT HE DIDN'T USE AT THE END OF THE FIRST HALF.10. Was planning to use it to prolong a post play-off victory boink with Mrs. McCarthy.
9. May call it during a broadcast of Mike McCarthy Show when Larry McCarren starts getting too "handsy".
8. Hoping he can use it to get some sun during second half of blow out against Atlanta.
7. Is planning to use it during the off-season to take a break from co-authoring the book Time Clock Management for Dummies with Bret Bielema.
6. Wanted to save it to use getting a rabies shot just in case the decision not to use it came back to bite him in the ass.
5. Will use it at a later date when he needs time to slip out and pick up more butter for James Jones' fingers.
4. There is no Number 4. James Jones dropped it.
3. Is giving it to the Bears just in case one of their assistant coaches wants to call it an inopportune time.
2. Is saving it in case they make it to the Super Bowl, so he has time to call Brett Favre and say "na na na na na".
1. Is planning to sell it on the black market to some other NFL coach who actually knows how to use it.
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