YOU MIGHT BE A BEARS FAN...
If your shirt is blue and orange...and your underwear is yellow and brown...you might be a Bears fan.
If you had to take a second and third job just to afford buying new jerseys every time your team has new starting quarterback...you might be a Bears fan.
If when you hear the word Butkus, you don't first think of what you had to do to your boss to get Sunday off to go to the game...you might be a Bears fan.
If you think Jay Cutler is an "elite quarterback" which is sort of like thinking Hilary Clinton is a prime piece of ass...you might be a Bears fan.
If you thought "Sexy Rexy" was a name better suited to a quarterback than a guy who makes a living at bachelorette parties in a cop uniform and a g-string...you might be a Bears fan.
If you have a mustache just like Ditka...and you’re not currently employed as a member of the Village People or the star of many successful gay porn films...you're definitely a Bears fan.