Monday, February 22, 2010


Great Britain Ice Dancers Sinead & John Kerr have been competing in Vancouver. As the song Tango Romantica fills their ears, they peer lustfully into each others' eyes, their hands softy exploring each other's bodies and their lips almost touching. The sexual chemistry in the Pacific Coliseum is so thick it could stop a truck. Which is all well and good, except... they're brother and sister.


Do you have any idea how creepy that is? Let me put it in perspective.

That's as creepy as...

...a wet dream about Dick Cheney.

...a tramp stamp on a toddler.

...Roman Polanski hosting a slumber party.

...a wink from Richard Simmons.

...Ronald McDonald in fishnet stockings.

...a wet, sloppy tongue kiss from the Shamwow guy.

...Joe Biden's hairline.

...Tom Milbourn in Home of the Whopper underpants. clown porn.

...getting fingered by Larry McCarren.

...a home furnished by Ed Gein. sex with Dr. Stephen Hawking.

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