We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Cocktail Frank... alleged tallywacker texter Brett Favre, who as we all know, stands accused of texting pictures of his own cocktail frank to some hot chick.
For texting photos where he is as flaccid as this season's on field performance.
For adding sausage to a menu that previously only included waffles.
For proving that while he may a cannon for an arm, he only has a tiny little cap gun for a penis.
For fumbling his junk, For spiking his ball, and in the end, not "standing up" for his team.
We are proud to name Brett Favre this week’s Rick and Len Show...COCKTAIL FRANK.
(Thanks to Mark Wanek of Two Rivers for his creative contribution to this week's Cocktail Frank)