i'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING!

A new study sponsored by Trojan is said to be the most extensive survey of American sexual attitudes and behavior in 14 years. It reveals that 85% of American men believe their latest sexual partner had an orgasm, while only 64 percent of the women reported actually having an one.

Obviously, us guys just can't tell. As a public service of the Rick and Len Show, here are the signs:

SHE MAY NOT BE ENJOYING HERSELF AND MUCH AS YOU!

If your moaning was totally drowned out by the sound of her filing her nails...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If you finished so quickly, she barely had time to start her crossword...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If at the moment of climax, she asks if you know a three letter word for a flightless bird...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If the only time you ever heard her yell, "Oh, God" is when asking the clerk at Blockbuster for a George Burns movie...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If the only reason she wanted it from behind is so she could still watch Desperate Housewives...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If you’ve heard fewer yeses, then congress voting to give themselves a pay cut...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If the only time she's felt the earth move, was during her January trip to Haiti...she's definitely not enjoying it as much as you!