LEARNING CURVES

Brunswick Community College in Calabash, North Carolina has purchased the Close Encounters Gentleman's Club and is planning to turn it into classroom space. As a result, we here at the Rick and Len Show thought it would be a good time to take a look at...

SIGNS YOUR SCHOOL MIGHT HAVE BEEN A STRIP CLUB

If your physics professor demonstrates Newton's Laws of Motion, by using his supple thighs to slide down the pole in the middle of your "lecture hall"....your school might have been a strip club.

If you have to pay an extra hundred bucks to take trigonometry because it's held in the champagne room...your school might have been a strip club.

If pieces of volcanic rock are not the hardest things that have ever been in the room that is now your geology lab...your school might have been a strip club.

If despite the fact that it doesn't serve any kind of seafood, the cafeteria always seems to smell like fish...your school might have been a strip club.

If your History of Medieval Warfare class has a two drink minimum...your school might have been a strip club.

If your tuition is due by the end of the first week of the semester and must be paid in full to the cashier in the business office...in singles...your school might have been a strip club.

If your school colors are Amber and Sapphire...your school might have been a strip club.

If no matter what the class, the question most asked of all the teachers is "How do I get this frickin' glitter off of me?"...your school was definitely a strip club!