ODD ODDS FOR THE BIG GAME!

Simply betting on the Packers to win on Sunday is like betting on the sun to rise in the east! Here are the odds for some more interesting wagers to make.

Odds of you wishing your TV set had a bigger screen during a big play. 3 to 1.
Odds of you wishing your TV set didn't have audio while Joe Buck, Troy Aikman or Terry Bradshaw are talking: Even money.

Odds that after celebrating running another pick back for a touchdown, B.J. Raji will be signed to a long term contract: 4 to 1.
Odds that after celebrating running another pick back for a touchdown, B.J. Raji will be signed to appear on Dancing With the Stars: Even money.

Odds of Aaron Rogers throwing the ball to a receiver in the end zone on a perfectly called play by Mike McCarthy: 2 to 1.
Odds of you throwing a half empty beer at your TV on a perfectly awful called play by Mike McCarthy: Even money.

Odds of Aaron Rogers injuring a knee while attempting a quarterback sneak in the 2nd quarter: 100 to 1.
Odds of Jay Cutler injuring a knee while attempting to order a Zima at whatever gay bar he’s watching the game from: Even money.

Odds of Packers Defensive lineman Howard Green celebrating a Packer victory after the game with a hot dog: 6 to 1.
Odds of his wiener being longer than Brett Favre's: Even money.

Odds off Clay Matthews grabbing Ben Roethlisberger and slamming him on the ground: 2 to 1.
Odds of Ben doing the same thing to a date after the game: Even money.