We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...the naked postal worker of Whitefish Bay. For those of you who missed the story, the 52-year-old suburban Milwaukee letter carrier delivered the mail bare ass naked to an office in "stressed out".
For not grasping that when you deliver mail for a living, the only sack your customers want to see is the one with the letters in it.
For not understanding that if he truly wanted to cheer the woman up all he really had to do was just stop delivering her bills.
For apparently thinking USPS stands for United States Pervert Service.
And for not realizing that being approached by a strange naked man in your office is about as likely to lower your stress level as a six-pack of Hardee's Thick Burgers is to lower your cholesterol.
We are proud to name the naked Whitefish Bay mailman as this week's Rick and Len...Weenie of the Week!