We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…the Sheboygan man who had his tongue bit off by his wife. Now, I know what you’re thinking. Isn't he the victim? If anyone, shouldn’t the wife who bit off the tongue be the weenie. Well, after careful deliberation, I say "no". First off, the wife, from all accounts, suffers from some psychological problems and was probably not responsible for her actions when the incident occurred. Second, the husband knew she has psychological problems and admits he knew she was having a "manic episode' at the time of the biting. And third, in spite of this, the husband chose to enter the bathroom and French kiss his manic wife...while she was on the toilet doing her business.
For not understanding that just because your wife is "dropping the puck" doesn't mean that the time for tonsil hockey has begun.
For not realizing that when your mate is "stocking the porcelain pond with brown trout" it is not the time to go fishing for love.
For not comprehending that you shouldn't go poking around in the attic when "the big brown man is knocking on your wife's back door".
And for not getting that when your wife is "negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages" it's best to just keep your own mouth shut.
We are proud to name the guy who got his tongue bit off while kissing his wife while she was on the toilet as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!