HALLOWEEN PARTY FOR CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL 2010

Thanks to everyone who came out for the 2010 Les Stumpf Ford Halloween Party for Children's Hospital. It sold out again this year! INCREDIBLE COSTUMES as usual and much, much money raised for Children's Hospital!

Check out a bunch of photos at the Rick and Len Show Facebook page!

WIN TIX TO SEE DANE COOK AT THE RESCH CENTER!

November 10th, comic DANE COOK is bringing is unique, physical brand of funny to the Resch Center in Green Bay!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on Monday morning edition of the Rick and Len Show!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu3fxoLNZUs

WEENIE OF THE WEEK 10.29.10

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...damn near everyone running for anything and the special interest groups that support them who, for what seems like eons have been running non-stop negative campaign ads, many of which are as wild, crazy and vicious as an inbred pit bull on crack.

So,

For spending more time talking smack than a heroin addict support group.

For running TV ads that are harder to watch than naked episode of The View.

And for slinging mud like it's feces and they're inhabitants of the Milwaukee Zoo monkey house. (and frankly, wouldn't you feel better about voting for just about ANY of the inhabitants of the Milwaukee Zoo monkey house?)

We are proud to name damn near everybody running for anything and the special interest groups that support them that are not only ruining our political process but our TV viewing and radio listening as well as this week’s Rick and Len Show...Weenies of the Week!!!

LARGE DRUNK MAN JOINS RICK AND LEN

Friday morning about 8 Mark Poolos, a large drunk man, will join us from Skyline Comedy Cafe. See Mark tonight. It's 2 for 1 admission because it's WAPL Night. You're welcome!

Full price Friday and Saturday night. Plus, Saturday night, come in costume! There will prizes for the best costumes at both the 8 and 10:15 shows. As always, make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE (5653)

Here's a little sample of Mark Poolos (I said "poo") at work. See more of him at www.largedrunkman.com.

PUMPKIN CARVING WITH GUNFIRE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGH8Af9Hdb0

TRICK OR TREAT! CAN I SEE SOME I.D.?

In Bellevue, Illinois those wacky FIBs have a new law this year. It's a maximum age for...trick or treating! That's right, if you trick or treat in Bellevue, IL and your older that 12 you will be fined $100.00! What a trick!

Other than checking I.D.'s of all the trick or treaters, here are some ways we cam up with tell...

YOU MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING

If you got a discount on all or part of your costume by using your AARP card...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If your idea of a "treat" is a house where you don't have to walk up any steps to get to the front door…you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If you keep mixing up your M&Ms with your Lipitor & Levitra...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If you ask the person who gives you a Snickers bar if you can exchange it for something that won’t get stuck in your dentures...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If instead of alerting a homeowner to your presence by yelling "trick or treat", you simple stand outside their door and wait for them to hear the sound of your wet, hacking smoker's cough...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If to keep your cholesterol down, you can only throw egg whites at a house...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If the bag you're using to collect candy is the one from your colostomy...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If the spooky noises you think are coming from the haunted house you're visiting are actually just the sounds of your back cracking, your knees popping and your hearing aid whistling...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If you have to hold your bag at arm's length to avoid having it’s opening blocked by your beer gut...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If instead of creating a scary look by wearing make-up you create a scary look by not wearing make up...you're definitely too old to be trick or treating.

PACKERS/BEARS TICKETS UP FOR BID!

The Rick and Len Show is helping Children's Hospital of Wisconsin-Fox Valley by auctioning a pair of tickets to the Green Bay Packers game against the Chicago Bears January 2nd.
The tickets are in section 130, row 30. This one could be the deciding game in the race for the NFC North Division Championship!

To place a bid, click here.

Or call the Rock Lines during The Rick and Len Show. The auction ends at 9:55 a.m. on Wednesday, 10.27.

The leading bid as of 11 a.m. Tuesday is $200.

All proceeds go directly to the charity.

And don't forget about the Halloween Costume Party for Children's Hospital of Wisconsin featuring the Vic Ferarri Band this Friday, 10/29. For details, scroll further down on this website!

SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 10.25.10

October 13th City of Mequon
A 23-year-old woman is a suspect in illegal dumping at a brush dump. Police found a number of plastic bags including one containing a receipt with her name on it for a leather cat-o-nine tails whip.

October 16th City of Mayville
A man was cited for disorderly conduct after he was found walking down Main Street with his pants around his knees while urinating.

October 3rd City of Neenah
A Neenah man told police that someone stole a 2½-foot wooden lawn ornament from his yard. The ornament was in the shape of a mushroom with a face.

October 16th Village of Bellevue
A 55-year-old man on Allouez Avenue was given a verbal warning for selling prescription medication at a rummage sale.

October 20th City of Waupun
At 1 a.m. a bartender at Kibbs Tavern said when two guys left they smashed a drink in the street and were walking down the road…on top of cars.

October 14th City of Waupun
A resident in the first block of Johnson Street got mad at his neighbors and painted the curb yellow so they wouldn’t park in front of his house.

October16th City of Wauwatosa
Police pulled over a 71-year old man for having unregistered license plates on his car. While the officer was checking the man's record he got out of the car and began urinating on a near-by tree. At that point, officers asked the man to submit to a Breathalyzer test. However, the man resisted and put an officer in a scissor-lock with his legs.

October 15th City of Wauwatosa
A 17-year-old girl was arrested for retail theft after she took merchandise valued at $199 from Baby Gap and Hot Topic. The girl had put the items in a foil-lined purse. Police say the purse was lined with foil in an attempt to beat the store's security monitors. However the girl told them that lining your purse with aluminum foil was a hot new fashion trend and everyone was doing it.

WINNING JUNK!

Congratulations to Alexander Henninger from Appleton, the winner of our Show Us Your Junk contest. Alexander arranged all his junk in such a creative way that even his few non-creepy items seemed creepy. Plus, he used some mad photography skills to make it look like something out of one of my nightmares.

Thanks to all how entered and congrats again to Alexander!

"Here's a light taste of the junk I have to offer. A bride dragging a groom, a severed hand, a Zippo lighter, a watch, two darts, three matches, a guitar, the grim reaper, a martini glass, a die that says "tickle my" on it...what else do you see in my junk? Copy to your desktop and open with windows photo viewer (or click to enlarge) to be able to zoom in and play with my junk."

MORE JUNK SHOWN!

Here's a few more photos we've received (and their submitted captions) in our Show Us Your Junk contest. Show us your junk and you could win the latest version of the iPod Touch.

YOU HAVE UNTIL THIS MORNING AT 9:30 TO SHOW US YOUR JUNK!

Send us your entry by posting a picture of your junk on the Rick and Len Show Facebook page or by clicking here!

"Living Room Corner Junk."

"1953 CHEVY, to get it in my garage I had too bring 5 loads of junk to St. Vinny's. But I love it!"

SHOW US YOUR JUNK!

Here's a few more photos we've received (and their submitted captions) in our Show Us Your Junk contest. Show us your junk and you could win the latest version of the iPod Touch.

YOU HAVE UNTIL MONDAY MORNING AT 9:30 TO SHOW US YOUR JUNK!

Send us your entry by posting a picture of your junk on the Rick and Len Show Facebook page or by clicking here!

"My husband calls this my JUNK. I call it my closet! You decide."

"Lots of junk in my tall trunk."

"In my basement after years of accumulation of junk when Grandpa lived here." (Rick's note: this is what I imagine the rumpus room looked like at John Wayne Gacy's place!

"This is my 'happy period' junk!"