TOM SIMMONS AT THE SKYLINE & WITH RICK AND LEN

Tom Simmons joins Rick and Len Friday morn at 8. See Tom tonight, WAPL night, at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton and get 2 for 1 admission. Make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE (5653).

That's also the number to call to see Tom headlining the shows Friday at 10:15 and Saturday at 8 and 10:15.

Doug Stanhope will headline the a very special 7:30 show on Friday (with Tom as the feature act!) Get your tickets for this show only by clicking brownpapertickets.com.

THE STANHOPE SHOW IS VERY FUNNY BUT NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!

Check out Tom Simmons in action below...

http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/RoadsideCrosses

JOBS FOR A JERK

After considerable prodding, Calumet County District Attorney Ken "The Prize" Kratz finally says he's going to resign. What's more, he may lose his license to practice law. Oh, what will he do? Here's some of our suggestions.

NEW JOBS FOR KEN KRATZ

10. Dunk tank clown at Calumet County Fair.

9. Mascot for Pabst Blue Ribbon since like a blue ribbon, Kratz, too is a prize.

8. Manager of the Thumb Fun Amusement Park in Door County since who knows more about fun with thumbs than a guy who texts as much as he does.

7. Facial follicle farmer who grows mustaches for gay porn stars who can't grow gay enough mustaches of their own.

6. Male prostitute satisfying sad, lonely females in the walrus enclosure at Sea World.

5. Drill site for British Petroleum since that bastard is even oiler than the gulf.

4. Script writer for a new Addams Family movie since a person who thinks taking a date to an autopsy should be able to come up with more scenarios that are equally creepy, kooky and all together ookie.

3. Demonstration model for equestrian proctology students who need to learn about horse's asses.

2. Something that requires no talent, skill or ability that can be performed by a useless jerk with no moral compass...but screw him, if he thinks we're giving up these jobs.

1. Poison Center volunteer where he can hit on women who've ingested toxins to induce vomiting.

ONE NIGHT, ONE SHOW-DOUG STANHOPE AT THE SKYLINE!

Comic Doug Stanhope will be appearing at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton for one night, one show only this Friday night at 7:30. See the former Man Show host (and Rick and Len Show FAVORITE!) in all his depraved glory!

Tickets are limited and can ONLY be purchased on-line at
brownpapertickets.com


NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!

Keep listening to the Rick and Len Show this week for a chance to win an autographed copy of Doug's latest CD From Across the Street.

http://www.rooftopcomedy.com//watch/Doug_Stanhope_Carded_at_52

SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 9.27.10

September 21st City of Oshkosh
Police were called to a West 10th Avenue location to get a 9-year-old boy with a machete out of a tree. The boy, who had had an argument with his grandparents, took a machete and climbed the garage roof. When officers arrived, they tried to get the boy to come down, but he jumped off the roof, ran down the street and climbed a tree on West 11th Avenue. Officers knocked the machete out of the tree before climbing the tree and talking the boy into coming down.

September 3rd City of Menasha
An officer observed a 3-year-old boy walking alone down State Highway 47 carrying a bottle...and a dinner roll.

September 23rd Village of Tigerton
A Shawano County Sheriff's Deputy reported that they chased a donkey out of the cemetery.

September 21st City of Shawano
Police responded to a report from South Sawyer Street of a little girl poking a dog with a stick.

September 23rd City of Fond du Lac
Police responded to a call from a 50-year-old woman
at the Holiday Inn. The woman told police that a man who answered her Craig's List ad titled "Busty Red Head" had agreed to pay her $200 plus $50 for gas to accompany him to a retirement party. After the two went to the Holiday Inn to have sex, the man admitted he didn't have the money to pay the woman and locked her out of the room and kept her clothes. Police arrested the woman and charged her with prostitution. The man remains at large.

September 12th City of Wauwatosa
Dispatchers received a call reporting a reckless driver on North Mayfair Road. The driver nearly struck another car, was swerving between lanes and failed to use his turn signal. According to police, the driver had packages of salami and cheese and a loaf of bread on the passenger seat and was driving while making a sandwich.

BEST PART OF APPLETON'S OCTOBERFEST!

This guy in front of the WAPL stage during Vic Ferrari!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc5h5szkJZg

WEENIE OF THE WEEK 9.24.10

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...for the second consecutive week (a feat unprecedented in Weenie of the Week history)...Calumet County D.A. Ken "The Prize" Kratz. Of course, Ken earned the distinction last week for repeatedly sexting a domestic abuse victim whose assailant he was supposed to be prosecuting.

However, this week we learned that "The Prize" allegedly shared confidential information about a police investigation into the whereabouts of a missing woman with a date he met on Match.com. After the miss...to watch the autopsy of the of the deceased woman but only if the date would wear a skirt and heels and agree to be his girlfriend.

So,

For apparently getting his dating advice from episodes of The Addams Family.

For being creepier than Dollar Store underwear.

For allegedly wanting to take a date to the morgue which is ironic since most women wouldn't be caught dead on a date with Ken Kratz.

And for finding a way to make himself even creepier which is comparable to water finding a way to make itself wetter, Jeff Foxworthy finding a way to make his neck redder or Sheboygan finding a way to make itself even weirder.

We are proud to name Calumet County D.A. Ken "The Prize" Kratz, for the second week in a row...as our Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

(Side note: I read Stephen King's book The Shining about a billion years ago. I remember that near the beginning of the book, the main character Jack Torrence is applying for the job as off-season care taker for the big, spooky Overlook Hotel. As the manager is interviewing him, Jack keeps looking at him and keeps thinking the same words over and over. "Officious prick!" That's the same reaction I have to the picture of Kratz on the above left--Rick)

ANDI SMITH JOINS RICK AND LEN

I LOVE ANDI SMITH! SMART, SEXY, FUNNY. Everything I'm not.

She'll be in the studio with us Friday morning round about 8am. You can see her tonight at Skyline Comedy Cafe. It's WAPL night with 2 for 1 admission. Just call 920-734-JOKE (5653).

If you're too good for the 2 for 1 admission, see her Friday or Saturday night for full price. It's your life! Just don't miss her!


http://www.rooftopcomedy.com//watch/AdventuresInCamping

SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE - LATE BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN!

September 17th City of Waupun
A 30-year-old man was taken to the hospital after he told employees at the Walgreen's that vampires were trying to rip his head off. Walgreen's employees told police that the man had red marks on his neck and was sweating and acting anxious.

Now that we have our first evidence that they are in our area, as a public service, we assembled this list of signs that the person you meet might be a vampire!

If the person you encounter sucks even harder than the Chicago Bears...they might be a vampire.

If their skin is whiter than a Tea Party rally...they might be a vampire.

If their breath is reminiscent of what it would smell like if Kaukauna had an ass...they might be a vampire.

If their mouths are dripping with blood…and they weren't just hunting with Dick Cheney...they might be a vampire.

If they have a fear of water and smell like death and they're not the bride at a Menasha wedding...they might be a vampire.

If they meet Salma Hayek and they're more interested in her neck and than her boobs, her glorious, glorious boobs...they might be a vampire.

If they feast on human blood and suck the souls of the newly born...and they're not Larry King...they might be a vampire.

If their overall demeanor is even creepier than a date with Ken Kratz...they're definitely a vampire!

BRETT FAVRE - DRAMA QUEEN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASBJJBIZVmk

GUY SUING MENASHA FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS!

Here's some of the video of the guy suing Menasha for TEN million dollars for the "intentional infliction of emotional distress, pain and suffering and intentional malice by putting my life in imminent danger with reckless behavior" over a May 30th police call about a possible burglary. The guy, who was not the burglar but still refused to show cops his I.D., just wanted cops to take him at his word that he was on his own property and couldn't understand why they needed some proof.


To see all of his videos of the police call (and video of him showing of his Dan the Tire Man t-shirt, which he claims police would be stupid to think someone would wear to commit a burglary) click here: http://www.postcrescent.com/article/20100923/APC0101/9230570/Story-video-Menasha-man-files-suit-against-city

K F SEE MY ASS!

KFC has been paying college co-eds $500 a piece to use their butts as human billboards for their Double Down sandwiches (which, ironically, have no buns). A KFC spokesman says it's some of their least expensive but most effective advertising.

Here's some other "non-traditional" ways KFC could advertise.

OTHER NON-TRADITIONAL FORMS OF ADVERTISING FOR KFC.

10. Get Mel Gibson to angrily scream about the two-piece white-meat combo during next phone call to estranged wife.

9. Give money to dying celebrities like Zsa Zsa Gabor to say that when she kicks the bucket it will be one of theirs.

8. Because their barbecued wings are artificially orange-colored hunks of meat, get them roles on Jersey Shore.

7. Get Paris Hilton hooked on their food. If questioned by police, make sure she tells them it’s not her bucket and she thought the drumstick was gum.

6. Offer choice of Extra Crispy or Original Recipe to Brett Favre. Cash in on six months of free advertising as the news media camps outside of his Mississippi home waiting for him to make a decision.

5. Send some of those Mashed Potato bowls to a couple morning radio guys who didn't have breakfast and they'll talk about nothing else until 10am.

4. Get tea party activists to claim they suspect the Variety Bucket is a secret Muslim just because it's half dark meat.

3. Create misleading rumor about ingredients in their pot pies by making Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg their new spokespersons.

2. Five words: Colonel Sanders celebrity sex tape.

1. Pay Calumet County D.A. Ken Kratz to start including the phrase "finger licking good" in his creepy texts to vulnerable women.

GIVES A NEW MEANING TO TAKING A DATE FOR A STIFF ONE

Well, the big news in the Ken "The Prize" Kratz story today is that a woman is now claiming the embattled Calumet County D.A. once took her on a date at a Green Bay restaurant and that during the meal "The Prize" took several phone calls from detectives investigating the disappearance of a person who was later found to have been killed. The woman claims that "The Prize" discussed details of the investigation with her that had not been revealed to the public.

The woman also says that Kratz later sent her a text in which he invited her to go with him to an autopsy, provided she would be his girlfriend and would wear high heels and a skirt.

She says she met Kratz through a dating service. I'm guessing, E-ewwwwwHarmony.com.

The other development is that Kratz, while refusing to resign, has decided to take medical leave. Gee, I wonder what's wrong with him?

Here's some possible medical conditions afflicting "The Prize".

Nymph-amania: A neurological condition that results in sufferers excessive use of the word "nymph".

Hypersensitivity to Acetic Acid: An allergic reaction to vinegar brought on by being such an enormous douchebag.

AIDS: Contracted from oral contact with his own gay-ass mustache.

Tennessee Tux-ocity: a rare congenital disorder where a person's own body starts poisoning itself out of shear embarrassment upon learning that it looks like Chumley, the cartoon walrus from the 60's cartoon series Tennessee Tuxedo.

Cream of the Cropophilia: A delusional disorder where the sufferer believes himself to be a prize when, in fact, that's only true if the prize is for biggest, steaming hot turd.

Inflammation of the digiti primus:An infection of the thumbs caused by excessive texting alternating with sitting around with them both up your ass while you should be writing your resignation.

IF MY CITY HAD A PUBIC SCHOOL, I'D ADVERTISE IT, TOO!

Apparently, the ability to teach spelling IS NOT among the 15 best things about South Bend, Indiana public schools.

DOGGIN' KRATZ

Calumet County District Attorney Ken "The Prize" Kratz has said he will not resign. Instead, he's taking some "medical leave". Since when has being a creepy a-hole been considered a medical condition? If that was the case, I'd be in intensive care!

Apparently, the medical condition must be his blindness that prevents him from seeing that what he did was wrong! To help, "The Prize" we've assembled these easy to recognize signs that...

IT MIGHT BE TIME TO RESIGN

If you're less popular than Ted Nugent at a PETA meeting...it might be time to resign.

If Mel Gibson has a better chance of becoming a sensitivity trainer than you have of getting re-elected...it might be time to resign.

If your presence is less appreciated than mine at an orgy...it might be time to resign.

If you have less support than Barrack Obama at a Klan rally...it might be time to resign.

If you'd have had to done what Bill Clinton did to leave a worst taste in people's mouths...it might be time to resign.

If the folks at Massengill concede that even with over 70 years of experience behind them, they've still never seen a bigger douchebag...it's definitely time to resign!!!!!!!

SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 9.20.10

August 31st City of Menasha
A patrol officer on First and Racine streets observed a man urinating on the sidewalk. The man was very intoxicated and initially denied it. After the officer pointed out to the man that he had also urinated on himself, he apologized.

September 8th City of Beaver Dam
Police were called to the Shell Travel Mart where an alert clerk caught a perpetrator in the act of absconding with a Tootsie Roll.

September 7th Village of Pulaski
A Nightingale Drive resident reported to police that someone pooped in her mailbox.

September 7th City of Portage
Police received a report of the theft of a flag with a picture of a big yellow smiley face.

September 13th City of Whitefish Bay
Police responded to a 911 call on North Hollywood. The resident told responding officers there was no emergency and that her 15-year-old daughter "dials and texts in her sleep."

September 10th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported to police that her father brought a pickup load of her belongings to school and just left them.

JONAH HINDS RAFFLE TICKETS SATURDAY AT GANDER MOUNTAIN!

Members of the Fox Cityz Foxz will be suited up in their roller derby outfits and selling tickets for the Jonah Hinds raffle at Gander Mountain in both Appleton and Sheboygan tomorrow (Saturday) morning at 10!

Buy some tix from hot chicks, help a great kid and win cool stuff like an Aaron Rodger's autographed jersey, Ted Nugent signed boar skull, an Amazon Kindle or any of the other great prizes.

For a complete list of prizes (and to learn more about Jonah or buy tickets on-line) click the Help Twitchy Raffle icon on the right!

Tickets are just $10 each, six for $50 or 13 for $100. Thanks for your support and good luck!

WEENIE OF THE WEEK 9.17.10

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Calumet County District Attorney Ken "The Prize" Kratz who, over the course of three days, sent 30 text messages of a domestic abuse victim whose assailant Kratz was supposed to be prosecuting. Among the messages were gems like...

"Are u the kind of girl that likes secret contact with an older married elected DA...the riskier the better?"

"Hey...Miss Communication, what's with the sticking point? Your low self-esteem and you fear you can't successfully play in my big sandbox?"

"I'm the attorney. I have the $350,000 house. I have the 6-figure career. You may be the tall, young, hot nymph, but I am the prize!"

So,

For sending text messages that are almost as creepy as his 70's gay porno mustache.

For claiming to be "the prize", when, as far as I know, no woman has ever considered a man who looks like the mutant offspring of Chris Farley and Joseph Stalin a "prize".

For not realizing that "prizes" like him don’t come in a Cracker Jack box...they come in a tissue.

And for causing a world wide "w" shortage by creating texts for which the only suitable response is ..."Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"!

We are proud to name Calumet County D.A. Ken Kratz as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

JONAH "TWITCHY" HINDS RAFFLE!

The autographed Aaron Rodgers jersey and and autographed Ted Nugent boar's head are just the tip of the iceberg for prizes in the Jonah Hinds benefit raffle.

To see the complete list of prizes and to buy your tickets on-line (and to learn more about Jonah), click the Help Twitchy Raffle icon on the right.

Jonah is a great kid and his family is facing medical bills will into the 6 figures and the insurance company ain't paying it. do what you can to help by buying your raffle tickets today!

KREEPY KRATZ

Have you read the creepy test messages Calumet County District Attorney Ken Kratz sent to a domestic abuse victim whose assailant he was supposed to be prosecuting? He texted things like Are u the kind of girl that likes secret contact with an older married elected DA...the riskier the better?" and "Im the atty. I have the $350,000 house. I have the 6-figure career. You may have the tall, young, hot nymph, but I am the prize!"

How creepy are D.A. Ken Kratz test messages? Allow us to try to put them in perspective.

JUST HOW CREEPY ARE KEN KRATZ'S TEXT MESSAGES?

Creepier than an adult wearing toy X-Ray Specs but not quite as creepy as an adult wearing toy X-Ray Specs to a playground.

Creepier than a clown winking at you but not quite as creepy as a clown winking at you while he pees at the urinal right next to you.

Creepier than seeing a herpe on the lip of a mall Santa but quite not as creepy as seeing a herpe anywhere else on a mall Santa.

Creepier than a kiss from an elderly aunt who slips you the tongue but not quite as creepy as a kiss from an elderly aunt who slips you the tongue...and her dentures.

Creepier than a hug from Dick Cheney but not quite as creepy as a hug from Dick Cheney and a reach around from Donald Rumsfeld.

Creepier than watching porn with your grandfather but not quite as creepy as watching porn staring your grandfather.

Creepier than an ice cream truck that plays "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls but not quite as creepy as an ice cream truck that plays "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls being driven by a guy with a noticeably erect third nipple.

COLLIN MOULTEN ON THE R&L SHOW

Fresh off of being named "Best in Fest" at North America's biggest comedy festival, Collin Moultin returns to Appleton's Skyline Comedy Cafe and that means he also returns to the Rick and Len Show Friday morning at 8. Why? Because comics love to get up early!

You can hear Collin on the air with us Friday morning about 8am and see him at the Skyline Comedy Cafe through Saturday. In fact, tonight is WAPL night. Mention that when you make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE(5653) and they'll give you 2 for 1 admission. It's the law!


http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/Bachelorette_parties

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING?

This thing is part of a prize pack I won. Any idea what it's for?

-Rick-

RICH BITCHIN'

Fifty of the nation's wealthiest people recently had their annual rich bastard's meeting. At least 10 billionaires (with a "B"!) were in attendance at this year's Blackstone Group meeting. According to to reports, the mood was downbeat, even gloomy. Yes, the recession has taken it's toll on America's billionaires, poor things.

Hey, turn that frown upside down, Mr. (or Ms.) Money Bags! And let us take a look at the top ten...

REASONS BILLIONAIRES ARE DEPRESSED

10. Surgeon General has warned that the cigars they've been lighting with hundred dollar bills could be hazardous to their health.

9. They've developed painful blisters on fingertips from repeatedly tapping them together while mumbling, "excellent".

8. They learned that Obama-care fails to provide medical coverage for injuries sustained while rolling around on beds covered with large piles of dirty, sexy money.

7. They've been spending too much time in their gloomy ass bat cave with their sad bastard manservant Alfred.

6. Due to meddling by the Food and Drug Administration, they can no longer legally buy Baby Gold Bond Powder made from real gold...and real babies.

5. They're sure if the seemingly never ending supply of bosomy blonds with asses you could bounce quarters off lining up for an opportunity to bang them like a cheap screen door are just interested in them for their money.

4. They hate the dirty looks they get for taking up 5 spaces with their stretch limo in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

3. Billions inherited from family's famed hotel empire can't change the fact that their daughter's a coke addled whore. (Richard Hilton only)

2. Due to rising inflation, cost of having a business rival tortured and killed 4.3% higher than at this time last year.

1. They were informed that Lamborghini is still no closer to producing a high performance car that runs on an enriched mixture of beluga caviar, Cristal champagne and the crushed dreams of the working poor.

DONALD DRIVER SONG NOW AVAILABLE

You may have heard us play the song "Donald Driver" by the band Dos Guyz on the Rick and Len Show...and now you can buy it!

"Donald Driver" is a fantastic ode to the Pack's #80 put the the tune of Dio's "Holy Diver." It's the brainchild of a former Wisconsin resident and die-hard Packer fan who now lives and rocks in Seattle.
Click here to hear it or buy it for yourself.

VAN HALENNON

What do you get when you cross Van Halen with John Lennon?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIOdvXE7kbI

JONAH HINDS UPDATE!

Jonah Hinds (for whom we're hosting a benefit raffle) will be featured tonight on a Discovery Health Channel special tonight at 8pm with repeats at 10pm and throughout the week. Find out more about this sensational kid from Van Dyne and his remarkable struggle by checking it out. Here's a clip of Jonah from the show


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHzGye1H2k

And make sure you buy some tickets for the benefit raffle by clicking the donate button below. You could win a Ted Nugent autographed boar's skull, an Aaron Rodger's autographed jersey, an Amazon Kindle, cool electronic gizmos, retail gift cards, prize baskets and more. The prize list is growing daily.

Buy your tickets easily and securely through PayPal by simply clicking on the DONATE button below. Your donation amount will determine how many raffle ticket numbers we will assign. Your numbers will be sent to you via the email address you use when you donate.

Tickets are just $10 each, six for $50 or 13 for $100. Thanks for your support and good luck!

POP QUIZ, HOT SHOT!

According to Jordy Nelson, while the Packers were on their way to the stadium Sunday, Philly fans used sling-shots to pelt their bus with eggs. By the time they reached Lincoln Financial Field the bus was:
a. severely damaged.
b. beyond recognition.
c. covered in more gooey protein than Ricky Martin at an Elton John pool party.

The reason Philly fans used eggs to pelt the bus was:
a. to show they thought the Packers were a yolk.
b. an attempt to beat the team by boosting their cholesterol.
c. they were all out of batteries.

During Sunday's Packer game, Justin Harrell suffered what appeared to be a season ending knee injury. Harrell suffering a serious injury is:
a. a massive blow to the Packer defense.
b. a set back for Harrell’s career.
c. as predicable as an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger.

At last night's MTV Video Music Awards, Kanye West performed a song toasting a-holes, scumbags and douchebags. The song is expected to be:
a. controversial.
b. a hit.
c. the new theme for British Petroleum.

At the Video Music Awards's, pop star Lady Gaga wore a dress made entirely of raw meat. The meat dress was designed to:
a. attract attention.
b. annoy PETA.
c. keep the flies off Lindsey Lohan.

After wearing the dress of raw meat, Lady Gaga is expected to change her name to:
a. Lady RawRaw
b. Lady Tartar
c. Mrs. Guy Zima

Tourism officials in Mexico City are starting a campaign to attract gay honeymooners. This move will make the Mexican capital the perfect place to go if you’re looking for:
a. an open minded vacation spot.
b. fabulous parties.
c. steamy Juan on Juan action.

SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 9.13.10

September 5th City of Marshfield
A 48-year-old employee witnessed two males acting suspiciously at the Central Wisconsin State Fair. Police found one of the men in possession of two five-pound bags of cheese curds and a pack of English muffins. The items were valued at $164.

September 18th City of Oshkosh
An 18-year-old girl notified police that a man claiming to be an FBI agent tried to get her to go with him. According to the woman, she first encountered the man while she was walking home from Opera House Square and she noticed him screaming at a light post.

September 9th City of Shawano
Police were called to a residence where they cited a man for public intoxication after he reportedly peed on a couch.

September 6th Village of Footville (Rock County)
Police arrested a firefighter they say made 4 phony 911 calls reporting of gas odors with his fire district. The firefighter admitted to police that he made the false reports because he just wanted to go out on calls.

September 8th City of Shawano
Police were called to aid in the search for a missing 10-year-old boy. The boy was eventually found...hiding in the bathroom.

September 4th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man on Chase Street called police to report someone unplugged his refrigerator and dismantled his clock.

August 14th City of New London
Police received a call from a woman on West Cameron Street whose estranged husband kicked open her door and threw her phone across the room. The man also reportedly threw a loaf of bread.

August 14th City of De Pere
Police responded to a call from someone on Main Street where a man was seen stomping on flower plants, pulling them up and then throwing them in the air. Alcohol was believed to be a factor.

SIGNED RODGERS JERSEY ADDED TO JONAH HINDS BENEFIT RAFFLE!

We've added an autographed Aaron Rodgers Packer Jersey to the list of prizes including the Nugent signed boar head and lots of others for the Benefit for Jonah Hinds Raffle. Scroll down a bit for more prizes and information about Jonah and his medical condition! (watch the video...seriously!)

Buy your tickets easily and securely through PayPal by simply clicking on the DONATE button below.

Your donation amount will determine how many raffle ticket numbers we will assign.

Tickets are just $10 each, six for $50 or 13 for $100.

Your numbers will be sent to you via the email address you use when you donate.

The prize drawing will be held October 15, 2010 and winning numbers will be posted on this website.

WEENIE OF THE WEEK 9.10.10

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...the exasperated, harrumphing jogger of the Farmer’s Market. If you missed the story earlier in the week, while attending this past Saturday's Farmer's Market in Appleton, I encountered a woman in her little jogging outfit and ear buds who was growing more and more irritated that people kept inadvertently stepping in front of her while she was trying to jog through the middle of a crowd of a few thousand people. Every few steps, the woman would have to zig around one person only to have to zag around the next. Each time shaking her head in disbelief at their rudeness for strolling down College Avenue at a casual pace and examining the Farmer's Market merchandise while she was trying to jog, dammit! She made her displeasure all the more clear by gently pushing people like myself out of her way and uttering frustrated grunts and harrumphs in the general direction of the offenders.

So,

For being more clueless than the Jimmy Hoffa investigation.

For acting more entitled than Paris Hilton on Free Hot Wings for Coke Whores night.

And for wearing an expensive looking jogging outfit when all she really needed to be wearing was a t-shirt that read, "There is no I in team...but there is one smack dab in the middle of BITCH!"

We are proud to name the exasperated, harrumphing jogger of the Farmer's Market as this week's Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

NUGENT BOAR SKULL RAFFLE

Here's a couple pics of the boar skull autographed by sweaty uncle Teddy that's just one of the prizes in the Jonah Hinds Benefit Raffle. Scroll down a bit for more details about the raffle, a list of some of the other prizes, info about Jonah and the place to click to buy your tickets now!

HOT SEXY FUNNY! NIKKI GLASER WITH RICK AND LEN!

Maybe you've seen her on the Tonight Show or Last Comic Standing. Or maybe you saw her featured on recent Showtime documentary I Am Comic. Nikki Glaser will join us in the studio Friday morning at 8.

See her live at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. Tonight, get 2 for 1 admission by remind them it's WAPL night when you make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE (5653)!

Tonight's show is at 8, or see her at 8 or 10:15 Friday or Saturday night.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkjuSmH2SDw

HELP TWITCHY - The Jonah Hinds Benefit Raffle

Jonah Hinds is an 11-year-old boy from Van Dyne who has quite literally been given his life back thanks to recent experimental brain surgery at American Family Medical Center in Madison.

Four years ago Jonah (known as Twitchy to family and friends) began suffering from uncontrollable shaking which made it impossible for him to sit through classes at school, services at church or any of what we consider "normal" childhood activities. He was diagnosed with a rare form of Tourette's Syndrome and the answer, at least for now, is deep brain stimulation. He's hooked up to a rechargeable battery that keeps the involuntary muscle movements to a minimum. Thankfully he's doing well but more surgeries will be needed and the Hinds family's insurance company refuses to pay for them.

That's why The Rick and Len Show and some great volunteers are conducting a benefit raffle for Jonah. We have compiled an extensive list of cool prizes, including one-of-a-kind autographed Ted Nugent items, cool electronic gizmos, retail gift cards, prize baskets and more. The prize list is growing daily. Check out a few highlights below.

The prize drawing will be held October 15, 2010 and winning numbers will be posted on this website (www.rickandlen.com).

Buy your tickets easily and securely through PayPal by simply clicking on the DONATE button below. Your donation amount will determine how many raffle ticket numbers we will assign. Your numbers will be sent to you via the email address you use when you donate.

Tickets are just $10 each, six for $50 or 13 for $100. Thanks for your support and good luck!

RAFFLE PRIZES (Only a few listed...more added each day)

*Wild Boar Skull signed by Ted Nugent. Value: priceless. Donated by: Austin Family. Boar was shot at Ted Nugent's Sunrize Acres in Michigan. Skull has been cleaned and bleached and autographed by Ted himself in March of 2010.

*Amazon Kindle DX Wireless Reading Device, Free 3G, 9.7" Display, Graphite, 3G Works Globally - Latest Generation. Donated by Women's Care of Wisconsin.

*Dlink Photo Frame. This isn't just a photo frame. This device connects directly with the internet through your Wi-Fi or Ethernet connection. It not only displays pictures but also top news stories, Facebook updates, and more! Your friends can even send a picture directly to this frame- no need for you to download pictures from an email and then transfer it to the frame. Donated by Cellcom. Two of these will be awarded.

*$100 Cellcom giftcard. Donated by Cellcom. Two of these will be awarded.

*Gander Mountain Fishing Package. Donated by Gander Mountain of Sheboygan.

*Autographed Ted Nugent Hunting Music 2-cd set of unreleased music the Nuge. Donated by Bill Austin.

*Fleet Farm Gift Card. Donated by Plymouth Fleet farm.

Check out this video of Jonah's amazing journey!


http://www.thenorthwestern.com/section/videonetwork?bctid=604498834001

WHAT ER MELON!

You've got to see this video from the new season of The Amazing Race debuting later this month on CBS. OH MY GOD!

SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 9.7.10

August 22nd City of Chilton
Police assistance was requested on Court Street where a girlfriend hit a man across the face because his feet crossed the center of the bed.

August 15th City of Appleton
A Neenah woman reported that her 15-year-old son stole her car keys. Police determined that the son had hidden the keys at home because he was upset because his parents took away his iPad.

August 29th Village of Shorewood
Police were called to a North Stowell Avenue residence where an unknown person had written a derogatory word with aerosol cheese. A can of Silly String was also found on the property.

August 27th City of New Berlin
Police received a report from a Victoria Court resident that somebody had rearranged their patio bricks to look like a penis.
August 22nd City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a report of a raccoon on Gaynor Avenue that appeared to be drunk.

August 22nd City of Neenah
A man complained to police about a noisy baptismal reception in Riverside Park involving children breaking a piñata.

August 26th City of Mayville
An officer drove past three boys sitting on a curb near the intersection of Rae Lane and Breckenridge Street. After driving past, a 10-year-old boy mooned the officer which he saw in his mirror. The boy was taken to his father to explain the incident. The 10-year-old boy was given a warning for disorderly conduct.

WEENIE OF THE WEEK 9.3.10

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Jonathan Popple of Baraboo who, according to police, shot a hole through the floor of his home because he was so stoned he thought he was shooting at a space alien from a movie.

So,

For trying to pop a cap in the alien's ass before the alien could put a probe in his.

For apparently being so paranoid he felt he had to stop E.T. before that pencil-necked space monkey ate all his Reese's Pieces.

And for forgoing a close encounter of the 3rd kind in favor of a close encounter of the 4/20th kind.

We are proud to name Jonathon Popple who shot a hole in his floor while trying to shoot a space alien he saw after getting stoned...as this week’s Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

BUCKY BONANZA!

Our friends at the Highland Mint have some awesome new collectibles for Badger fans and...WE'RE GIVING THEM AWAY ON THE RICK AND LEN SHOW!

New Badger items include this very cool, limited edition University of Wisconsin Camp Randall Stadium 24KT Gold Coin Photomint! Also matted in the frame is a 24KT Gold Plated University Logo Coin as well as a 24KT Gold Plated University Seal Coin. Officially Licensed by the CLC.

To check out all of the Highland Mint's Badger items, click here!

And keep listening to the Rick and Len Show for your chances to win!