We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Calumet County District Attorney Ken "The Prize" Kratz who, over the course of three days, sent 30 text messages of a domestic abuse victim whose assailant Kratz was supposed to be prosecuting. Among the messages were gems like..."Are u the kind of girl that likes secret contact with an older married elected DA...the riskier the better?"
"Hey...Miss Communication, what's with the sticking point? Your low self-esteem and you fear you can't successfully play in my big sandbox?"
"I'm the attorney. I have the $350,000 house. I have the 6-figure career. You may be the tall, young, hot nymph, but I am the prize!"
So,
For sending text messages that are almost as creepy as his 70's gay porno mustache.
For claiming to be "the prize", when, as far as I know, no woman has ever considered a man who looks like the mutant offspring of Chris Farley and Joseph Stalin a "prize".
For not realizing that "prizes" like him don’t come in a Cracker Jack box...they come in a tissue.
And for causing a world wide "w" shortage by creating texts for which the only suitable response is ..."Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"!
We are proud to name Calumet County D.A. Ken Kratz as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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