BRETT FAVRE - DRAMA QUEEN

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GRAMPA BRETT

Brett Favre's daughter is due to give birth any day now. According to one Minnesota newspaper, if Brett comes back this season, it will make him the NFL's first ever active player-grandfather. We thought this would be an excellent time to revisit the signs...

YOU MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO BE PLAYING PRO FOOTBALL.

If when you were in high school, not only were the referees' uniforms black and white so was your senior photo...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If the helmet you wore in your first game was as leathery as the skin on your face is today...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If your touchdown celebration is restricted to having a nice cup of warm Ovaltine...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If you need to take two Viagra just to give someone a stiff arm...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If your idea of "out of bounds" is all the jokes your teammates make about your bald spot...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If you can remember when the nickel defense was just a penny...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If your excuse for not being able to read a defense is "these damn bifocals" ...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If you celebrate a big victory by sneaking up behind your coach and dumping a bucket of Metamucil over his head...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If "the long snapper" is the name by which you refer to your ex-wife...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If you think "roid rage" is getting angry when somebody steals your tube of Preparation H...you’re definitely too old to be playing pro football.

DEJA FAVRE!

Well, here we go AGAIN! Brett has reportedly informed the Jets that he's calling it quits.

Send us your prediction for the date that Brett will next "unretire" and the team you think he will next play for.

If you pick the correct date, we'll give you tickets to am upcoming Packer game. In the event of a tie, we'll use your team choice as the first tiebreaker. E-mail your prediction by clicking on "Rick's E-mail" on the right!