TWISTED SISTERS

Police in Uganda say they are investigating the origins of a huge marijuana crop found in the garden of a convent.

Police officials said investigators discovered a marijuana plantation covering an entire acre of land in the gardens of the convent.

One of the nuns was quoted as saying that the marijuana was used as "a health treatment for the convent's pigs" and other farm animals.

As a public service, we at the Rick and Len Show have come up with the signs that...

THE NUNS AT YOUR CHURCH MIGHT BE DEALING

If that thing on their heads isn't their only nasty habit...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If every time the priest burns some of their special "incense" more people take communion just because the have the munchies...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the special incense smells remarkably like sensemillia...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the priests with the red, watery eyes are Father Cheech and Father Chong...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the beads on their rosaries look suspiciously like seeds...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the angels you have heard on high, ARE high...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If at communion, they’ve swapped the body and blood of Christ for the brownie and blood of Christ...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If instead of the sermon being about how "he who is without sin may cast the first stone" the priest sermonizes that "he who is without sin may be the first to GET stoned" ...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the scripture they're always quoting seems to be chapter 4 verse 20...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If their holy water fountain sounds like a bong...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

And if they claim their acre of pot is for "treating pigs"...the nuns at your church are definitely dealing.