THREE OLD MEN AND A WOMAN WITH DADDY ISSUES?

Tom Selleck announced this week that they're working on a new sequel to the 1980's hit THREE MEN AND A BABY. Just what the world has been waiting for. They apparently talked about doing the sequel 5 years ago but at the time, Steve Guttenberg said he was too busy. Really? Really? Really??????


To the best of my knowledge, the last time Steve Guttenberg was busy...

Pam Anderson was still an A-cup.

It was still possible to tell Joan Rivers from the Crypt Keeper.

Rick Ocasek was having hits with The Cars, not parking them.

Don Majkowski was still asking his barber, "how do you think it would look if you cut it short in front and left it long in back"?

Kirstie Alley was getting thong modeling offers.

A hit by Bobby Brown referred to a song not a contusion on Whitney Houston.

Tom Mahoney owned a comb.

Elton John was straight, Michael Jackson was black and Rick Astley was cool.

Beetlejuice still referred to a movie starring Michael Keaton not the contents of Paul McCartney's colostomy bag.