We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...the 30-year-old man who was arrested Sunday morning in the Town of Menasha after punching and kicking another man during an altercation...at Christ the Rock Community Church. The man allegedly also broke a pew and punched a sheriff's deputy.
For ignoring the little known 11th commandment: "Whilst in a place of worship, thou shalt not be a douche-bag".
For not realizing that it's not permissible to commit a crime in a church...unless you're wearing a white collar.
And for not understanding that while it's called Christ "The Rock", it doesn't mean the church is suitable for WWE Wrestling. (Do you suppose, after he hit and kicked the guy, he yelled out, "Can you smell what Christ the Rock is cookin'?" Then again, if they don't want wrestling on their property, maybe they should call it Christ the Dwayne Johnson Community Church. I'm just saying!)
We are proud to name the guy who was arrested for fighting Sunday morning in Christ the Rock Community Church in the Town of Menasha as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!