Today is, of course, 4-20 and school officials in some parts of the country have warned their teachers to not eat any brownies or cookies offered to them by students today. As a public service of the Rick and Len Show, we've put together these warning signs that...THERE MIGHT BE POT IN THOSE BROWNIES
If every time the student makes something for your school bake sale, it's bought by Willie Nelson...there might be pot in those brownies.
If after eating one, your mouth is so dry your tongue has grown a cactus...there might be pot in those brownies.
If Betty Crocker on the box of mix they used can't stop giggling...there might be pot in those brownies.
If you actually think you saw Betty Crocker on the box of mix they used giggling...there might be pot in those brownies.
If Bill Clinton claims he chewed them but he didn't swallow...there might be pot in those brownies.
If every time the student finishes mixing up a batch, Snoop Dogg stops by to lick the spoon and bowl...there might be pot in those brownies.
If after just a couple bites, the whites of your eyes are so red old ladies mistaking them for hats gather around them and hold a meeting...there might be pot in those brownies.
If anything on this list made you laugh...there was definitely pot in those brownies!
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