Dallas police busted this guy this week for allegedly running a sex club that he claims is a church. The "church" reportedly had porn playing on big screen televisions, topless dancers, and condom-stocked VIP rooms with beds. Here are the ways to differentiate between a sex club and a real church. If a lot of people seem to be on their knees but none of them are actually praying...it might not be a real church.
If there are no hymns playing despite the presence of many available organs...it might not be a real church.
If the only time someone calls out the name of god, it's while they're having an orgasm...it might not be a real church.
If that wasn't holy water you just got sprayed with...it might not be a real church.
If "the host" you’re expected to put in your mouth isn't a communion wafer but rather, the guy running the party...it might not be a real church.
If the priest isn't the only one getting some action...it might not be a real church.
If you see a woman with beads that are not a rosary because nobody in their right mind would put a rosary where she just had those beads...it might not be a real church.
If there are plenty of people getting nailed but none of them to a cross...it's definitely NOT a real church!
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