The new Zippin' Pippin roller coaster debuted at Bay Beach this weekend...until it blew a fuse on Sunday afternoon and left riders stranded for a while. It was then shut down until they could get a larger transformer. Here are some other signs...YOUR PIPPIN MIGHT NOT BE ZIPPIN'.
If it's slower than George W. Bush doing long division...your Pippin might not be Zippin'.
If it goes up and down fewer times than Rick's zipper at a week long orgy...your Pippin might not be Zippin'.
If it has fewer twists and turns than a drive across Nebraska...your Pippin might not be Zippin'.
If it's as likely to leave you stranded as a 3 hour tour on the S.S. Minnow...your Pippin might not be Zippin'.
If it offers fewer thrills than a romantic weekend with Zsa Zsa Gabor...your Pippin might not be Zippin'.
If it spends more time at a stand-still than you in your morning commute on an icy morning on Highway 41...your Pippin might not be Zippin'.
If it's fuse has been blown more times than a Motley Crue roadie...your Pippin might not be Zippin'.
If it elicits fewer squeals of delight than a male stripper at Melissa Etheridge concert...your Pippin might not be Zippin'.
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