Monday, May 9, 2011

SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 5.9.11

April 16th City of Eau Claire
A Hair Salon owner called police to report the theft of a 4-foot tall fiberglass hand shaped like a chair covered with images of country music star Keith Urban. Keith Urban is offering a reward for the safe return to the giant fiberglass hand.

May 3rd City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of a man running nude through the downtown area. When apprehend by police, the man promised he would not run around naked again. However, he informed officers that the voices in his head were telling him he should have sex with a horse.

April 30th City of Oshkosh
A 65-year-old man, who was playing basketball on a court on West 20th Avenue, was arrested for disorderly conduct after he began yelling and swearing obscenities at children who also were also on the basketball court.

April 24th City of Menasha
A man called police to report the theft of a large sum of money from inside of his freezer.

April 28th City of Brookfield
Five women were cited for disorderly conduct for yelling obscenities at security officers and customers in a mall. The women were upset that they were not allowed to return items to a store.

April 28th City of Beaver Dam
A man called police to report that there were teenagers standing on the sidewalk. Police informed the man that the sidewalk is public and as long as they yield to foot traffic it is legal for teenagers to stand there.

May 1st City of Oshkosh
Police issued a citation for disorderly conduct to a 36-year-old man at a South Koeller Street business after he began yelling and swearing at an employee of a business who was unable to fix his video game system.

April 30th City of Beaver Dam
A MacArthur Drive woman reported at approximately 7:00pm… a carpet was left on her front steps.

STCW UPDATE: April 24th Village of Fox Point
A concrete statue of a pig valued at $75, that two weeks ago we reported was stolen from the front steps of a residence on North Poplar Drive, has been returned . As you may recall, a note was left at the scene reading. "We have your pig. The pig will die if you call the FBI." Despite, police intervention, the concrete pig was returned intact.

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