FOLLICLE FOLLY!

Head and Shoulders shampoo has reportedly insured the hair of their spokesman, Pittsburgh Steeler Troy Polamalu, with Lloyd's of London for $1,000,000!

Here's some other celebs with insured body parts...

LARRY KING
Has insured his testicles for 2 million dollars and can collect should he injure himself tripping over them.

ELTON JOHN
Has insured his eyes for five million dollars. One million for the right one. One million for the left one. And 3 million for the brown one.

THE CAST OF JERSEY SHORE
Wanted to take out a policy covering the parts of their bodies that best symbolizes their well earned reputation in the national media…however, not even Lloyd’s of London would insure genital herpes.

CONGRESSMAN STEVE KAGEN
Has insured his brain cells for one hundred million dollars each. Not because he’s a congressman. But because they’re just that rare.

LADY GAGA
Has taken out a 6 million dollar policy…one million for every inch of her penis. (Tommy Lee has reportedly also taken out a similar policy for 10 million dollars…and Tom Cruise for a half million dollars).

OUTGOING BP HEAD TONY HAYWARD
Has insured his colon for a million dollars which is probably wise given his history of being unable to plug holes once something comes gushing out of them.

PARIS HILTON
Has insured her nose for a million dollars. Not that it’s her trademark or anything. It’s just that’s the approximate value of the coke she has lodged in her septum at any given time.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS OWNER ZYGI WILF
Has insured his a-hole for 10 million dollars. And he’ll collect only if something happens to his a-hole that prevents it from starting all 16 games at quarterback this season.