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Click here to get a big discount on tickets to see Len in the show Celebrity Autobiography at the Meyer Theater in Green Bay. Tickets are normally $34 each. However, WAPL listeners can get them for just $20 by entering WAPL (all capitals!) where it asks for a "promotion code".

Actors and comics will read passages that run the gamut from the "poetry" of Suzanne Somers to the shocking "romance tips" from Tommy Lee.

Len will be reading passages from the autobiographies of Kenny Loggins, Britney Spears, Burt Reynolds or Loni Anderson and more!

Don't miss the show the New York Daily News says will "make you weep with laughter" this Saturday night at the beautiful Meyer Theater in Green Bay.

FOLLICLE FOLLY!

Head and Shoulders shampoo has reportedly insured the hair of their spokesman, Pittsburgh Steeler Troy Polamalu, with Lloyd's of London for $1,000,000!

Here's some other celebs with insured body parts...

LARRY KING
Has insured his testicles for 2 million dollars and can collect should he injure himself tripping over them.

ELTON JOHN
Has insured his eyes for five million dollars. One million for the right one. One million for the left one. And 3 million for the brown one.

THE CAST OF JERSEY SHORE
Wanted to take out a policy covering the parts of their bodies that best symbolizes their well earned reputation in the national media…however, not even Lloyd’s of London would insure genital herpes.

CONGRESSMAN STEVE KAGEN
Has insured his brain cells for one hundred million dollars each. Not because he’s a congressman. But because they’re just that rare.

LADY GAGA
Has taken out a 6 million dollar policy…one million for every inch of her penis. (Tommy Lee has reportedly also taken out a similar policy for 10 million dollars…and Tom Cruise for a half million dollars).

OUTGOING BP HEAD TONY HAYWARD
Has insured his colon for a million dollars which is probably wise given his history of being unable to plug holes once something comes gushing out of them.

PARIS HILTON
Has insured her nose for a million dollars. Not that it’s her trademark or anything. It’s just that’s the approximate value of the coke she has lodged in her septum at any given time.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS OWNER ZYGI WILF
Has insured his a-hole for 10 million dollars. And he’ll collect only if something happens to his a-hole that prevents it from starting all 16 games at quarterback this season.

CELEBRECESSION

HOW CELEBS ARE BEING EFFECTED BY THE RECESSION

Vice President Joe Biden has had to start shopping at Payless to cut down on the cost of the shoes he ruins when he puts his foot in his mouth.

Michael Phelps has been forced to postpone costly efforts to convert the swimming pool at the U.S. Olympic Training Center into a 600,000 gallon bong.

Lindsey Lohan has had to dropped plans to get a new carpet and will just continue to lick the one she has.

R&B star Chris Brown had to ask the judge to set lower bail.

Brett Favre can now only come out of retirement to join teams located in cities with a below average cost of living.

FOX 11's Tom Milbourn has lost his lovely home and he and his family are living in one of his old hats.

Joaquin Phoenix is going to have to start traveling coach instead of first class when riding the express train to crazy town.

Paris Hilton is going have to wait another year before replacing the pricey, over-worked “take a number” dispenser on her bedroom door.

The Octomom is going to wait another year before replacing the expensive overworked revolving door on her who-ha.