In the interest of fairness, let's examine the claim made by the website Deadspin that Brett Favre texted photos of his penis to cheerleader tuned sports reporter Jenn Sterger while he was with the Jets. Here's are the pros and cons...They claim you can tell it's Brett because he's wearing the same wristwatch he wore at his first retirement press conference.
Con: It's probably not Brett because hundreds of men probably have the same watch.
Pro: It could be Brett because the watch's big hand is on the 12 and it’s little hand is...throwing an interception.
The woman he reportedly sent the pictures to was a sports reporter.
Con: It's probably not Brett because there were never any reports of him sending pictures of his penis to sports reporters when he was in Green Bay.
Pro: It could be Brett because if Larry McCarren had received a picture of a twisted, fleshy appendage he probably would have assumed it was a photo of his own finger.
In one of the photos Brett is reportedly masturbating.
Pro: It could be Brett because he is kind of a jerk off.
Con: It's probably not Brett, since we've only heard about him having a cannon for an arm, not a penis.
The pictures were supposedly sent while Brett was a member of the New York Jets.
Pro: It could be Brett because he did have regular interaction with the woman in question during that period.
Con: It's probably not Brett because if he was with the Jets and not Minnesota at the time, why does the penis in the picture reportedly have a purple helmet?
One of the pictures reportedly shows Brett groping his genitals.
Pro: It could be Brett because it reportedly does look like it could be his hand.
Con: It's probably not Brett because he’s only holding his balls not throwing them to an opponent’s defensive back.
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