Jesse James wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing but prefers his holes to have some tattoos.Ricky Martin wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing Golf Outing but last time he was part of a foursome, he wasn't able to sit down for a week.
Michael Jackson wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing but he's played with his last pair of little white balls.
Tom Cruise wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing but still claims he doesn't play with balls.
Lindsey Lohan wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing but was afraid her alcohol monitoring bracelet would go off just getting within 10 feet of half of today's golfers.
The cast of The View wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing but everybody brought their own equipment so we don't need another 5 bags.
Al Gore wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing but was busy trying to find a masseuse to tug on his putter.
Mel Gibson wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing but if he gets that mad when someone doesn't make his bed, you don’t want to see him when he misses a 2 foot putt.
BP head Tony Hayward wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing but decided one gulf disaster a year is enough.
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