Monday, March 9, 2009

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME...AND IT SUCKS!

SIGNS YOU WERE PART OF THE WAPL INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT.

If you’ve been home for a day and a half, and still, every time your dog licks your face he starts slurring his barks…you were probably on the WAPL International Incident.

If the fuel in the jet on which you flew home was the same octane as the blood in your veins…you were probably on the WAPL International Incident.

If not only you are having trouble adjusting to the cold weather and snow, so is the howler monkey your brought home in your carry-on…you were probably on the WAPL International Incident.

If friends and family members met you at the airport…to stage an intervention…you were probably on the WAPL International Incident.

If you don’t remember who Juanita is or why her name is tattooed on your ass…you were probably on the WAPL International Incident.

If even unemployment office staffers didn’t work as hard last week as your liver…you were define on the WAPL International Incident.

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