Monday, August 1, 2011
The London Daily Mirror reports that the late Amy Winehouse (pop star, heavy drinker, drug queen) was in the process of trying to adopt a 10-year-old girl from the island of St. Lucia. That sounds to us like a pretty bad idea!
Having Amy Winehouse as your parent would be like having Billy Joel as your chauffer.
It would be like having Ozzy Osbourne as your translator.
Like having Courtney Love as your pharmacist.
Like having Lady Gaga as your personal fashion designer.
Like having Jay Cutler as your wedding planner.
Like having Larry King as your marriage counselor.
Like having Michell Bachmann as your history teacher.
Like having Barack Obama as your credit counselor.
Like having Governor Walker as your union's local chairman.
Like having Dee Snider of Twisted Sister as your makeup technician.
In fact, having Amy Winehouse as a parent would be like having Rick McNeal
as your sex ed instructor.