CEREAL KILLER

A U.S. District Court judge in California has tossed out a complaint filed by a woman who said she purchased Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries because she believed "crunchberries" were real fruit. Since the cereal didn't contain any real berries she beleives this constitutes fraud.

Aparently, Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries needs a warning for stupid people that reads "WARNING: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CRUNCHBERRIES.....DUMBASS!"

Here's some other products that should have warning labels to help stupid people.

FORD MUSTANG: Product is not really a horse.

BIRDSEYE FROZEN VEGETABLES: Does not contain actual bird’s eyes.

GERBER BABY FOOD: Made with only trace amounts of actual babies.

TROJAN CONDOMS: Not really manufactured or worn by ancient Greeks.

UNDERWOOD DEVILED HAM: Not associated with the devil, Satan, Beelzebub, Mephistopheles or any of their agents.

PEPPERIDGE FARM COOKIES: Cookies were baked. Not actually grown nor harvested on a farm.

MIRACLE WHIP SALAD DRESSING: While undeniably tasty, has not been recognized by the Catholic Church as an inexplicable phenomena that can only be explained by divine intervention.

POP-TARTS: Not made from real strumpets.