By now you know the story about the 4 spurned lovers in Stockbridge who tied the guy to the bed, put a pillowcase over his head and glued his howdoyoudo to his stomach. (To hear our ad for Pud Putty, go to the audio section under downloads!) It all happened at the Lakeview Motel. It got us wondering, what is their advertising slogan?
OTHER SLOGANS FOR THE LAKEVIEW MOTEL IN STOCKBRIDGE.
10. The Lakeview Motel: Don't get tied down someplace else.
9. The Lakeview: Where you're bound to have an unforgettable experience.
8. You can’t escape a good time at the Lakeview.
7. The Lakeview Motel: Philanderers check in...but they don’t check out...until they gnaw through their restraints.
6. The Lakeview: A room with a bed and a pillowcase for your head.
5. The Lakeview: even we didn't know Stockbridge had a motel.
4. The Lakeview Motel:The perfect place to get stuck some night.
3. The Lakeview in Stockbridge: Where the girls are Krazy and so is the glue.
2. The Lakeview: Where we won’t make you feel like a dummy, when we find you with your Johnson stuck to your tummy.
1. The Lakeview Motel and Restaurant: Our lunch will stick to your ribs and so will your penis.
OMG...ILMAO! read this to my son and we couldn't stop laughing...considering the fact that this restaurant/motel is owned by my mother/her husband. I couldn't have enjoyed it more unless I'd been one of those girls doing the stickin'...lol
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