VIRGIN MIRTH

A shrine in Champion, 16 miles north of Green Bay has been designated by the Catholic Church as a place where the Virgin Mary appeared. But that was back in 1859. A lot has changed round these parts. Here's the the top reasons:

WHY THE VIRGIN MARY SHOULD RETURN TO THE GREEN BAY AREA

10. She could wait for Elvis to also appear and they share a ride on the Zippin' Pippin.

9. She could help defeat the forces of evil and vanquish the satanic minions...when they come up to Lambeau from Chicago on January 2nd.

8. She could perform the world's greatest miracle by creating a hat big enough for Tom Milbourn.

7. What better way to observe the birth of her son than winning something nice on the Rick and Len Wheel of Christmas Wonder.

6. Maybe she could head down to Sheboygan and heal that guy's tongue.

5. If she can polish off the 93 ounce Gilbert Burger at Champion's Sports Bar she gets a free autographed picture of former Packer Gilbert Brown. (Actually, I'm not sure they're still doing that at Champion's, but don't tell her that until she eats the whole burger!)

4. Could get drivers on 41, 43, and 172 to use their directionals and drive the speed limit and that, my friends, would be a miracle.

3. She's been known to heal the lame, and what could be more lame than the WIXX morning show.

2. Just as Jesus fed the multitudes with just a loaf of bread an a couple fish, she could feed everyone at Paul's Pantry with just the meat from Guy Zima's pants.

1. It would be many locals first opportunity to see a virgin.

ADAM RICHMOND AT SKYLINE...AND WITH RICK AND LEN!

He's not just funny. He's CANADIAN funny! Adam Richmond will be on the R&L Show tomorrow morning round about 8. You should tune in!

And tonight is WAPL night at the Skyline Comedy Cafe (really, "Cafe"? What is this frickin' Paris?)in Appleton. You get 2 for 1 admission. So you better show up. Otherwise, Adam will come by tomorrow morning and bitch about how YOU weren't there and I'll take it personal and become depressed and plunge into a downward shame spiral that ends with me taking an overdose of sleeping pills on Christmas morning. All because you couldn't be bothered to go see Adam Richmond at the Skyline tonight. Thanks a lot. See you in hell!

-Rick-

Oh, here's a clip of Adam that has some language that might not be safe for work.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABCMzqvG-N8

SCREW ZOMBIES! THIS CHRISTMAS, MUMMIES ARE WHERE IT'S AT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDiXPx2OqPI

PRENATAL POLE DANCING

One of the prizes on the Wheel of Christmas Wonder is the stripper po...I'm sorry, i mean the "Private Dancer" pole from ShannonsToyboy.com. Here's something you could do with it! (Caution: some language may not be safe for work!)

Prenatal Pole Dancing DVD from Christina Applegate

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/4yj6

APOCALYPSE...NOW AT 40% SAVINGS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGPkXqoqZA8

REASONS YOU NEED NEW JEWELRY FOR THE COMING APOCALYPSE.

7. A fine 27 jewel timepiece that’s crafted with handmade Swiss precision just what you need to keep you from being late and missing the end of the world.

6. A new ruby and ebony broach will perfectly compliment the sun turning black like ashes and the rivers running red with blood.

5. Just think of how embarrassing it would be to have Jesus return and see you wearing that cheap ass ring from Wal-Mart.

4. If I remember my bible correctly, one of the beatitudes was "Blessed are the bling-encrusted for theirs is the VIP section in Kingdom of Heaven".

3. Personalized matching rings will make it easier for you to be reunited with your soul mate in hell.

2. When the Rapture comes, god will only lift up those with purity in their hearts, goodness in their souls and one and a half carat diamonds in their ears.

1. If you're wearing a wedding ring there’s a better chance of going to heaven since god will assume you’ve already served your time in hell.

SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 12-6-10

November 26th City of Menasha
Police were called to a South Oneida Street bar where a woman reportedly tripped and struck her head on a statue of Captain Morgan. (Alcohol is believed to be a factor!)

November 26th City of Beaver Dam
A man on Rosendale Street reported there was dog feces in the lobby of his building. An officer told the man he believed the feces was of human origin and also noted vandalism to a TV tray.

November 29th City of Green Bay
Police were called to a Doty Street residence where a 47-year-old man was yelling and throwing dishes. The man's girlfriend told police he was just drunk and celebrating a Chicago Bears victory.

November 11th City of Brown Deer
A male student was arrested for disorderly conduct in the parking lot of Brown Deer High School. The student reportedly took some trays from the school, placed them under his front tires, and then drove over them squealing his tires and doing multiple doughnuts. He said he just wanted to see what would happen if he drove over the trays.

November 12th Village of Bellevue
Police were called to Wal-Mart where an elderly woman reportedly drover her wheelchair into a rack of clothes rack and fled with stolen items.

WHEEL OF CHRISTMAS WONDER - WEEK 2!

The Rick and Len Show Wheel of Christmas Wonder. It's more than just iPads and stripper poles! Sure those are two of the items you could win between now and Christmas on the Wheel. but there is so much more! If you haven't checked out the (nearly) complete list if prizes, do so by clicking the able WOCW logo. (We may still add a few more items!)

Then listen to the Rick and Len Show weekday mornings from now until Christmas. When Rick and/or Len tell you call, call damn you. Dial like your life depended on it. If you win any of their goofy-ass contests, you get a spin and whatever prize comes up.

Don't miss you chances to win every weekday morning 6 to 10 here on 105.7 WAPL!

WEENIE OF THE WEEK 12.3.10

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...all the line cutters and door rushers who on Black Friday caused problems at area businesses including (but not limited to) Toys R Us and Menard's in Grand Chute.

So,

For introducing Jerry Springer Show etiquette combined with WWE Cage Match rules to the season of peace and love.

For fighting and bickering on Black Friday when everybody was supposed to have gotten that out of their systems with their families on Thanksgiving.

For pushing and shoving, yelling and cursing and just generally engaging in behavior so rude, so uncouth, so unsettling they were only a closet and a whore away from being Charlie Sheen.

We are proud to name everybody who on Black Friday caused problems at area businesses as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!

DWAYNE KENNEDY IS BACK!

He's done all the biggies. Letterman, Kimmel, Conan, the Rick and Len Show! Dwayne Kennedy returns to the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton this week. That means he' ll drop by the R&L Show on Friday morning about 8am.

Check out the always funny Dwayne Kennedy at Skyline by calling to make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE.

IT'S A CLARK GRISWALD WET DREAM

To get you into the holiday spirit, Best Week Ever Video Editor Pete Schultz has put together this fantastic compilation of over 100 crazy Christmas light displays.

VH1 TV Shows | Music Videos | Celebrity Photos | News & Gossip

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/30/100-christmas-lights-2-minutes_n_790097.html