Because "Brent" Favre is "dead to us", get your own #4 black arm band! You can win them on the Rick and Len Show or order your own by clicking here. (You can also listen to Mourn 4's song For the Love of the Game here)
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
HE'S DEAD TO US
Because "Brent" Favre is "dead to us", get your own #4 black arm band! You can win them on the Rick and Len Show or order your own by clicking here. (You can also listen to Mourn 4's song For the Love of the Game here)
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
THE SCOOP
THE REAL REASONS BRETT'S NOT COMING BACK TO PLAY FOR THE VIKES.
10. Didn't feel really wanted in Minnesota since unlike Green Bay, their TV stations only sent half their reporters to camp outside his home and wait for his decision.
9. Having already ruined his reputation and his legacy, felt he had nothing left to accomplish.
8. Wanted to get an early start on making a decision about if he wants to come back next year.
7. Why bust your ass ruining a team's play-off chances by playing for them when you can ruin them just as well by NOT playing for them?
6. Has realized he doesn't need to put on a purple helmet to look like a dick.
5. Couldn't stand the thought of hearing the damn Hoop-dee-doo song all season.
4. Remember that look of stunned confusion and disappointment on the faces of Viking fans when he completed that shocking over time, game winning touchdown pass that Antonio Freeman miraculously caught at Lambeau in 2000? Just wanted to see that look on their faces one more time.
3. Not as interested when he found out that the Vikings no longer have a boat full of whores.
2. With his interception frequency on the rise, didn’t want to be remembered like a character in Brokeback Mountain, a well meaning country boy who's balls always end up in the wrong guy’s hands.
1. Was looking forward to returning to Lambeau until he realized it's not as much fun being part of a media circus when you’re playing with the clowns.
10. Didn't feel really wanted in Minnesota since unlike Green Bay, their TV stations only sent half their reporters to camp outside his home and wait for his decision.
9. Having already ruined his reputation and his legacy, felt he had nothing left to accomplish.
8. Wanted to get an early start on making a decision about if he wants to come back next year.
7. Why bust your ass ruining a team's play-off chances by playing for them when you can ruin them just as well by NOT playing for them?
6. Has realized he doesn't need to put on a purple helmet to look like a dick.
5. Couldn't stand the thought of hearing the damn Hoop-dee-doo song all season.
4. Remember that look of stunned confusion and disappointment on the faces of Viking fans when he completed that shocking over time, game winning touchdown pass that Antonio Freeman miraculously caught at Lambeau in 2000? Just wanted to see that look on their faces one more time.
3. Not as interested when he found out that the Vikings no longer have a boat full of whores.
2. With his interception frequency on the rise, didn’t want to be remembered like a character in Brokeback Mountain, a well meaning country boy who's balls always end up in the wrong guy’s hands.
1. Was looking forward to returning to Lambeau until he realized it's not as much fun being part of a media circus when you’re playing with the clowns.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
THE NEVER ENDING STORY
Brett got his unconditional release from the New York Jets. Before he does anything rash and signs with you-know-who, perhaps he should take a look at these job alternatives and their pros and cons.
JOBS FOR BRETT FAVRE
SHOE SALESMAN
CON: He knows nothing about men's dress shoes.
PRO: He knows everything about flip-flops.
LAWYER
CON: Has no formal legal training.
PRO: Has plenty of family members with enough legal problems to start his own firm.
DELIVERYMAN
CON: The wear and tear of a long NFL career has taken it's toll on his body which could make if difficult for him to lift and convey heavy packages.
PRO: Has proven to Ted Thompson that he has no problem carrying a grudge.
DIET AND EXERCISE GURU
Pro: Has kept himself in great shape throughout is career.
Con: Even after 18 seasons in the NFL, hasn't handled as many balls as Richard Simmons.
AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE
PRO: His verbal skills are no match for the acid tongued Simon Cowell.
CON: It would be fun to watch him fight with Paula each week over their last Vicodin.
FRUIT OF THE LOOM MASCOT
PRO: His high celebrity profile would probably sell some underwear.
CON: There is only one purple uniform in which he'd look even more ridiculous than being dressed as a bunch of grapes.
JOBS FOR BRETT FAVRE
SHOE SALESMAN
CON: He knows nothing about men's dress shoes.
PRO: He knows everything about flip-flops.
LAWYER
CON: Has no formal legal training.
PRO: Has plenty of family members with enough legal problems to start his own firm.
DELIVERYMAN
CON: The wear and tear of a long NFL career has taken it's toll on his body which could make if difficult for him to lift and convey heavy packages.
PRO: Has proven to Ted Thompson that he has no problem carrying a grudge.
DIET AND EXERCISE GURU
Pro: Has kept himself in great shape throughout is career.
Con: Even after 18 seasons in the NFL, hasn't handled as many balls as Richard Simmons.
AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE
PRO: His verbal skills are no match for the acid tongued Simon Cowell.
CON: It would be fun to watch him fight with Paula each week over their last Vicodin.
FRUIT OF THE LOOM MASCOT
PRO: His high celebrity profile would probably sell some underwear.
CON: There is only one purple uniform in which he'd look even more ridiculous than being dressed as a bunch of grapes.
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