FOLLICLE FOLLY!

Head and Shoulders shampoo has reportedly insured the hair of their spokesman, Pittsburgh Steeler Troy Polamalu, with Lloyd's of London for $1,000,000!

Here's some other celebs with insured body parts...

LARRY KING
Has insured his testicles for 2 million dollars and can collect should he injure himself tripping over them.

ELTON JOHN
Has insured his eyes for five million dollars. One million for the right one. One million for the left one. And 3 million for the brown one.

THE CAST OF JERSEY SHORE
Wanted to take out a policy covering the parts of their bodies that best symbolizes their well earned reputation in the national media…however, not even Lloyd’s of London would insure genital herpes.

CONGRESSMAN STEVE KAGEN
Has insured his brain cells for one hundred million dollars each. Not because he’s a congressman. But because they’re just that rare.

LADY GAGA
Has taken out a 6 million dollar policy…one million for every inch of her penis. (Tommy Lee has reportedly also taken out a similar policy for 10 million dollars…and Tom Cruise for a half million dollars).

OUTGOING BP HEAD TONY HAYWARD
Has insured his colon for a million dollars which is probably wise given his history of being unable to plug holes once something comes gushing out of them.

PARIS HILTON
Has insured her nose for a million dollars. Not that it’s her trademark or anything. It’s just that’s the approximate value of the coke she has lodged in her septum at any given time.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS OWNER ZYGI WILF
Has insured his a-hole for 10 million dollars. And he’ll collect only if something happens to his a-hole that prevents it from starting all 16 games at quarterback this season.

SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 8.30.10

August 23rd City of Oshkosh
Police responded to report of an altercation taking place in a van parked at Fourth Avenue and Guenther Streets. A couple who had gone out to their van an to get away from their kids and have "sexual relations" got in a fight over which one could quit smoking first. The man told police his girlfriend suddenly "went tart" and punched him in the nose.

August 24th City of Shawano
An East Schurz Street resident informed police that during an argument, her neighbor threw a tomato at her.

August 10th City of Menasha
While on patrol, an officer noticed that someone had dumped soap in the water fountain at the corner of Milwaukee and Main again. The officer found two empty bottles of dish soap floating in the water.

August 10th City of Neenah
Police cited a 24-year-old Shiocton man for shoplifting ONE condom from a department store on South Green Bay Road.

August 25th City of Shawano
A woman on South River notified police that some of the feces her neighbor threw over the fence landed on her truck.

August 17th City of Greenfield
A man in his early 20s, skinny, pale with short blond hair is sought by police after he appeared in front of George Webb naked, shaking his hips and calling out, "hey ladies!".

August 19th City of Oak Creek
Police were called to the Open Pantry where a man was seen shoplifting $125.28 worth of Starburst candy.

July 31st Village of Pulaski
Officers responded to a report of a man playing a trumpet in the men's bathroom at the Polka Grounds. The man told officers he gets better sound in the men's room.

HAY! DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!

Have you seen the video of the naked guy in the hay baler? If not, take a look!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Co6GAaXFw&feature=player_embedded

WEENIES OF THE WEEK 08.27.10

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...
the engineers at WBAY Channel 2, who must not have been paying much attention last night during their broadcast of the Packers game...because while viewers could see the game, what they heard coming from their TV speakers was the audio from the hit ABC TV series Wipeout.

So, for running sound from Wipeout during a game the Pack won 59 to 24, which I guess could be called inadvertent yet appropriate genius...
For running only the audio from Wipeout when any idiot knows that all you really want from that show is the pictures of Jill Wagner, the totally hot chick who interviews the contestants.

And for pissing off thousands of Packer fans, which tells me that the people at Channel 2 have no knowledge of Packer history...these people will kill your dog, for God's sake.

We are proud to name the engineers at WBAY Channel 2, or whoever was responsible for running the sound from ABC's Wipeout during the broadcast of the Packers-Colts game at Lambeau last night as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week.

BIKES, BLUES AND BBQ IN PESHTIGO!

Listen all week for your chance to score tickets to the Bikes, Blues and BBQ festival in downtown Peshtigo Friday and Saturday, August 27th and 28th. Friday night features a blues DJ and Saturday is all about live blues, including headliner Chris Aaron featuring Bobby Bryan! There are VIP packages available which include a post-concert meet and greet party with Chris and his band.
For concert details and ticket locations, click here.
For VIP party details and tickets , click here.

ROCK OUT...OF THIS WORLD!

The geeky scientists at NASA want to know what song you think they should use to wake up the astronauts on the final mission for the Space Shuttle. You can vote from a list of previously used
wake up songs or submit your own original composition. Click here to vote or upload.

UGLY PEOPLE NEED LOVE, TOO!

A British man has started a new dating website...for ugly people. He says only 15-percent of people are pretty, and they're usually not very nice. Check out The Ugly Bug Ball by clicking here.

SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 8.23.10

August 18th City of Shawano
A woman called the police to report that a caller had left a message on her voice mail informing her that they urinated in her laundry soap.

August 1st City of Menasha
A man reported that someone broke the back window of his truck to steal his blood pressure monitor.

August 13th City of Brookfield
Police pulled over a 54-year-old man after he was spotted trying to change his clothes...while driving. The man told officers that he was uncomfortable in the sweaty clothing he had worn during a day in the sun at the State Fair. Police warned the man about indecent exposure and advised that he finish changing his clothes at home.

August 15th Village of Allouez
Police cited a 77-year-old woman on Libal Street for allegedly spreading butter over the exterior of a man's vehicle. The woman said the man is her tenant and doesn't pay rent, doesn't cut the grass and broke the dishwasher.

August 20th City of Shawano
Police received a report of juveniles outside of the Country Store throwing potatoes at cars.

August 10th Village of Germantown
Police pursued a man driving a white Cadillac with the back window broken out after the driver left Wal-Mart without paying for two pairs of shoes hidden in his pants. Police gave up the chase after speeds exceeded 90-miles-per-hour.

August 10th City of Mequon
A 42-year-old man was arrested for disorderly conduct after twice throwing a basketball at his neighbor and then throwing a tennis ball at the neighbor's wife. The suspect, who appeared intoxicated and denied the allegations, was reportedly angry because his neighbor cut his grass too often.

August 18th City of Beaver Dam
A man called for police assistance dealing with a group of children who would not let him drive away in his garbage truck.

August 16th City of Waupun
A man West Main Street told police a couple of kids were parked on his driveway. When he confronted them they threw cigarette butts on his lawn, and then moved to Kohl's Community Funeral Home. Investigating officers found the kids were just talking, and were unable to find any cigarette butts. The man who called police told the officers the kids just seemed to be up to something.

August 5th City of Menasha
A woman called police to report she noticed some disturbing drawings made on her driveway with washable chalk.

August 12 City of Beaver Dam
A 16-year-old girl called police to complain that while she was parked on North Spring Street, someone put sandwiches all over her car.

TOP TEN BETTER SLOGANS FOR OSHKOSH

The City of Oshkosh last week unveiled its new tourism slogan, "Oshkosh...Wisconsin's Event City."
Wow. Really? Somebody got paid for that?
If only they has consulted The Rick and Len Show first. Here's our Top Ten Better Slogans for Oshkosh.

10) Oshkosh...Pretty much riot-free since 1995.

9) Oshkosh...Why?

8) Oshkosh...More than just the landfill and prison you see from the highway.

7) Oshkosh...You can't get here from there...and you can't get there from here, either.

6) Oshkosh...Stop by. We won't tell anyone.

5) Oshkosh...Not quite as pee-stained as Fond du Lac.

4) Oshkosh... The UW. And some bars.

3) Oshkosh...Appleton's wayside.

2) Oshkosh...Country USA, EAA...and 50 other weeks.

And the number one tourism slogan for Oshkosh that's better than "Wisconsin's Event City..."
Oshkosh...What happens in Oshkosh stays in Oshkosh. Because no one gives a rat's ass about what you did in Oshkosh.

PIPING HOT AC/DC, QUEEN AND DEEP PURPLE

Check out this video of the Red Hot Chilli Pipers doing rocking bagpipe versions of Smoke of the Water, Thunderstruck, Smoke on the Water and even Clocks by Coldplay.

You can see them live at Irishfest in Milwaukee this weekend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QosPKhQxPLc