Wednesday, October 6, 2010

SHOWTIME STAR SHARON HINNENDAEL WITH RICK AND LEN


Thursday morning about 9 on the Rick and Len Show we'll chat with this lovely young lady, Sharon Hinnendael. She's an actress from Green Bay who's starring in a new TV series called Look debuting this week on Showtime.

HELP TWITCHY RAFFLE

The autographed Aaron Rodgers jersey and and autographed Ted Nugent boar's head are just the tip of the iceberg for prizes in the Jonah Hinds benefit raffle.

To see the complete list of prizes and to buy your tickets on-line (and to learn more about Jonah), click the Help Twitchy Raffle icon on the right.

Jonah is a great kid and his family is facing medical bills will into the 6 figures and the insurance company ain't paying it. do what you can to help by buying your raffle tickets today!

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

WIN TIX TO SEE BRIAN REGAN AT THE P.A.C.

Comic Brian Regan is bringing is unique brand of funny to the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center October 10th!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on Wednesday!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A194vDpXzyA&feature=related

i'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING!

A new study sponsored by Trojan is said to be the most extensive survey of American sexual attitudes and behavior in 14 years. It reveals that 85% of American men believe their latest sexual partner had an orgasm, while only 64 percent of the women reported actually having an one.

Obviously, us guys just can't tell. As a public service of the Rick and Len Show, here are the signs:

SHE MAY NOT BE ENJOYING HERSELF AND MUCH AS YOU!


If your moaning was totally drowned out by the sound of her filing her nails...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If you finished so quickly, she barely had time to start her crossword...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If at the moment of climax, she asks if you know a three letter word for a flightless bird...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If the only time you ever heard her yell, "Oh, God" is when asking the clerk at Blockbuster for a George Burns movie...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If the only reason she wanted it from behind is so she could still watch Desperate Housewives...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If you’ve heard fewer yeses, then congress voting to give themselves a pay cut...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If the only time she's felt the earth move, was during her January trip to Haiti...she's definitely not enjoying it as much as you!

Monday, October 4, 2010

WIN TIX TO SEE BRIAN REGAN AT THE P.A.C.

Comic Brian Regan is bringing is unique brand of funny to the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center October 10th!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on Tuesday!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17PEUZvoxho

GOOD GRIEF! CHARLIE BROWN IS 60!

The Peanuts comic strip turned 60 on Saturday. Here are some of the....

SIGNS THE PEANUTS GANG ARE GETTING OLD

10. Linus has replaced security blanket with a bitchin' Corvette.

9. Marcie living alone with 50 cats ever since Peppermint Patty moved to Hollywood and changed her name to Rosie O’Donnell.

8. The Great Pumpkin is roughly the same size as Linus' enlarged prostate.

7. Object of Charlie Brown's unrequited affection now the "Little Gray Headed Girl".

6. After contracting a case of rabies, Snoopy had to be put down.

5. That one hair on Charlie's head. He’s started combing it over.

4. As the result of a case of diverticulitis, the Kite Eating Tree now on a strict diet of only high fiber kites.

3. Forget tinkling on the piano. Schroeder needs to take Flovent just to tinkle with his organ.

2. Sign on Lucy's psychiatry stand now reads "The Doctor is...Dead".

1. Charlie Brown's balls hang so low, he wishes Lucy would yank them out of the way before he kicks them.

SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 10.4.10

September 12th Calumet County
Police were called to a County Trunk KK location where a subject stole a dice cup and dice from a bar. When confronted, the suspect proceeded to spit on the TVs and camera in the bar. He eventually brought the dice box back and cleaned the TV screens.

September 26th City of Oak Creek
A 53-year-old was cited for trespassing after he was found, with his grandson, taping quarters to the railroad tracks so that a train would run them over.

September 14th City of Brillion
Assistance from police was requested from a caller on Roselawn Drive who told officers that someone was stealing his pigeons.

September 28th City of Shawano
The owner of Martin's Cleaners called police to report that a man had been living in his Laundromat and the man has now locked himself in the bathroom and will not leave.

September 11th City of Chilton
Police responded to a report from Vogt Lane of an elderly neighbor man standing naked in his window.

September 12th Town of Menasha
An East Shady Lane resident reported that her garbage can was taken by a man in a truck with a loud exhaust. A passenger had grabbed the garbage can and was dragging it alongside the vehicle as they drove. The garbage can was banging against the truck and they let go of it farther down the street. A patrol lieutenant located the vehicle a short time later and, after speaking with the occupants, found that they were just "messing around."

September 13th Calumet County
A caller told police that first he had gumballs taken, then money from the gumball machine was missing, now his wallet.

September 10th City of Kiel
Reckless driving was reported near the intersection of Highway 57 and Cemetery Road. A tan Intrepid was all over the road. Police contacted the driver who stated that he was not feeling well and threw up in his car which could explain the poor driving.

September 15th City of Kaukauna
A North Harwood road man called police because he believed that his neighbor may have poisoned his squash plant.

September 24th Village of Omro
Police conducted a welfare check at a South Webster Avenue residence when a neighbor reported yelling and screaming in their apartment. Officers responding to the call found...people playing board games.

Friday, October 1, 2010

WIN YOUR OWN CLAYMAKER SHIRT NEXT WEEK ON THE RICK AND LEN SHOW!

Celebrate every Green Bay fan's favorite "Clay Maker" with these cools shirts! You'll have chances to win your own all next week on the Rick and Len Show.

Pick one up for yourself at the Scheel's Sporting Goods in the Fox River Mall or at WI Sports Novelties in Bay Park Square. You can also order on-line at www.theclaymaker.com.

Also available in pink.

WIN TIX TO SEE BRIAN REGAN AT THE P.A.C.

Comic Brian Regan is bringing is unique brand of funny to the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center October 10th!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on Monday!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBko_3wT44Q

WEENIE OF THE WEEK 10.1.10

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...District Attorney John Henkelmann of Wood County who was caught on security camera watching porn on a computer in the business room of the Osthoff Resort in Elkhart Lake and engaging in what an employee called "lewd" and illegal behavior. All during a conference for prosecutors sponsored by the Wisconsin Department of Justice.

So,

For giving the Wisconsin Department of Justice such a black eye Ken Kratz will probably want to date it.

For not realizing that he was staying at the Osthoff Resort not the Wackoff Resort.

And for looking at internet porn in a public place while engaging in lewd and illegal behavior. And while reports don't say what the behavior was, since it was during a conference for prosecutors, you gotta wonder if he was interrogating the bald headed witness, exercising the penal code to it's natural conclusion, tampering with his own hung jury or discharging the one eyed suspect.

We are proud to name Wood County D.A. John Henkelmann as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!