Hyundai Assurance Commercial - watch more funny videos
Showing posts with label recession. Show all posts
Showing posts with label recession. Show all posts
Thursday, April 23, 2009
GOING THE EXTRA MILE
Notice how car companies are bending over backwards to try to get you to buy? Well, nobody goes further than these guys! Nobody!
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF WINNEBAGO COUNTY
Police in Oshkosh arrested a 33-year-old woman for running a prostitution operation out of her home while her kid was in school and her husband was at work. She told officers that she used the extra cash she made to pay bills.
At this point, it's unclear as to whether or not the husband knew what was going on when he was away.
Just in case you think your wife may be doing the same thing, we at the Rick and Len offer these: SIGNS YOUR WIFE MIGHT BE A WHORE.
If she wants to rearrange the bedroom to make room for a 50 gallon lube dispenser and a "take a number machine" -- your wife might be a whore.
If a dumpster behind a tire store has less used rubber in it than the wastebasket beside your bed--your wife might be a whore.
If your mattress has been the site of more drilling than the Prudhoe Bay, Alaska Oil Field--your wife might be a whore.
If, while you're at work, your mattress has hosted more foursomes than Augusta National--your wife might be a whore.
If you've found more men in the closet than the Republican party--your wife might be a whore.
If the only thing you've banged in the last several months, is your nuts on the turnstile at your bedroom door--your wife might be a whore.
If she has Hugh Grant's photo on her wall, Eliot Spitzer's credit card on her night stand and Charlie Sheen's handprint on her ass--your wife might be a whore.
If you've found unexplained deposits in both her checking account and your bed--your wife is definitely a whore.
At this point, it's unclear as to whether or not the husband knew what was going on when he was away.
Just in case you think your wife may be doing the same thing, we at the Rick and Len offer these: SIGNS YOUR WIFE MIGHT BE A WHORE.
If she wants to rearrange the bedroom to make room for a 50 gallon lube dispenser and a "take a number machine" -- your wife might be a whore.
If a dumpster behind a tire store has less used rubber in it than the wastebasket beside your bed--your wife might be a whore.
If your mattress has been the site of more drilling than the Prudhoe Bay, Alaska Oil Field--your wife might be a whore.
If, while you're at work, your mattress has hosted more foursomes than Augusta National--your wife might be a whore.
If you've found more men in the closet than the Republican party--your wife might be a whore.
If the only thing you've banged in the last several months, is your nuts on the turnstile at your bedroom door--your wife might be a whore.
If she has Hugh Grant's photo on her wall, Eliot Spitzer's credit card on her night stand and Charlie Sheen's handprint on her ass--your wife might be a whore.
If you've found unexplained deposits in both her checking account and your bed--your wife is definitely a whore.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
CELEBRECESSION
HOW CELEBS ARE BEING EFFECTED BY THE RECESSION
Vice President Joe Biden has had to start shopping at Payless to cut down on the cost of the shoes he ruins when he puts his foot in his mouth.
Michael Phelps has been forced to postpone costly efforts to convert the swimming pool at the U.S. Olympic Training Center into a 600,000 gallon bong.
Lindsey Lohan has had to dropped plans to get a new carpet and will just continue to lick the one she has.
R&B star Chris Brown had to ask the judge to set lower bail.
Brett Favre can now only come out of retirement to join teams located in cities with a below average cost of living.
FOX 11's Tom Milbourn has lost his lovely home and he and his family are living in one of his old hats.
Joaquin Phoenix is going to have to start traveling coach instead of first class when riding the express train to crazy town.
Paris Hilton is going have to wait another year before replacing the pricey, over-worked “take a number” dispenser on her bedroom door.
The Octomom is going to wait another year before replacing the expensive overworked revolving door on her who-ha.
Vice President Joe Biden has had to start shopping at Payless to cut down on the cost of the shoes he ruins when he puts his foot in his mouth.
Michael Phelps has been forced to postpone costly efforts to convert the swimming pool at the U.S. Olympic Training Center into a 600,000 gallon bong.
Lindsey Lohan has had to dropped plans to get a new carpet and will just continue to lick the one she has.
R&B star Chris Brown had to ask the judge to set lower bail.
Brett Favre can now only come out of retirement to join teams located in cities with a below average cost of living.
FOX 11's Tom Milbourn has lost his lovely home and he and his family are living in one of his old hats.
Joaquin Phoenix is going to have to start traveling coach instead of first class when riding the express train to crazy town.
Paris Hilton is going have to wait another year before replacing the pricey, over-worked “take a number” dispenser on her bedroom door.
The Octomom is going to wait another year before replacing the expensive overworked revolving door on her who-ha.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
