Last night, virtually the entire International Incident crew went on a pirate ship cruise and a fun time was had by all. However, some scurvy landlubbers tried to pass themselves off as real pirates. (I'm looking at you Jeff & Tammy and Bob & Lisa).So, here's some signs...you might not be a real pirate!
If when you hear the word poop-deck, the first thing that comes to mind is the time you ran out of toilet paper during a poker game and had to wipe with the playing cards...you might not be a real pirate.
If the only time you've ever heard the phrase "blow the man down" was at a pool party at George Michaels...you might not be a real pirate.
If the only time you've seen a man hung....was at that same George Michael pool party...you might not be a real pirate.
If your favorite letter of the alphabet between Q and T is S (and not Rrrrrr)...you might not be a real pirate.
If you think Davy Jones locker is located at the gym right between Mickey Dolenz and Mike Nesmith's lockers...you might not be a real pirate.
If when you hear the term booty, you think of Jennifer Lopez before you think of gold dubloons...you might not be a real pirate.
If the closest you've ever come to performing an old sea shanty is singing along with the McDonald's "Gimmie that filet 'o fish" jingle...you are definitely not a real pirate!
