GET YOUR BALLS!

You can win ONE THOUSAND BUCKS in cash or one of the other great prizes by participating in the Great American Ball drop. Buy a ball (or several balls) today by clicking here or by visiting your nearby Community First location.

On July 15th, at the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing we'll be dropping up to 2,000 consecutively numbered golf balls from a helicopter at Mid Vallee Golf Course in DePere. If your ball lands closest to he pin you win!

Get your balls today!

All proceeds will benefit the American Red Cross.

CELEBRITIES NOT IN THE 2 PUTZ GOLF OUTING!

Jesse James wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing but prefers his holes to have some tattoos.

Ricky Martin wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing Golf Outing but last time he was part of a foursome, he wasn't able to sit down for a week.

Michael Jackson wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing but he's played with his last pair of little white balls.

Tom Cruise wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing but still claims he doesn't play with balls.

Lindsey Lohan wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing but was afraid her alcohol monitoring bracelet would go off just getting within 10 feet of half of today's golfers.

The cast of The View wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing but everybody brought their own equipment so we don't need another 5 bags.

Al Gore wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing but was busy trying to find a masseuse to tug on his putter.

Mel Gibson wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing but if he gets that mad when someone doesn't make his bed, you don’t want to see him when he misses a 2 foot putt.

BP head Tony Hayward wanted to play in the Rick and Len Two Putz Golf Outing but decided one gulf disaster a year is enough.

GOLF WITHOUT SWEARING IS LIKE...

I'm sick of this controversy concerning Tiger Woods being caught swearing during The Masters. He dropped a g-damn and a Jeesy Creesy and from sportscaster Jim Nantz's reaction you'd have thought he butchered and ate a live baby on 18th green. Come on. It's golf! You're trying to hit a dimpled ball with an oddly shaped club into a hole a fraction of the size of the one between the Octomom's legs and you're supposed to do that with a vocabulary less colorful than that of the Vice President of the United States. F.U. Jim Nantz!

To me, golf without swearing is like...

...Baseball without spitting.

...Football without ass slapping.

...Basketball without fathering illegitimate children!

Golf without swearing is like...

...Politics without bickering.

...Eating with swallowing.

Dating Tiger....without swallowing!

Golf without swearing is like...

...Rosie O'Donnell without flannel.

...Lindsey Lohan without crabs.

...Bombshell McGee without enough red ink to be an accountant at Mercury Marine!

Golf without swearing is like...

...Willie Nelson's tour bus without more smoke than a forest fire.

...Whitney Houston without more crack than the Liberty Bell.

...Amy Winehouse's arm without more tracks than the Soo Line!

Golf without swearing is like...

...A Star Trek convention without virgins.

...The set of The View without a jumbo sized bottle of Midol.

...The Fox 11 cloak room without an extra-large hat rack!

Golf without swearing is like...

...A Toyota driver's underwear without skid marks.

...Like John Gosselin without either vinegar or water.

...The bride at a Menasha wedding without flies!

In fact, golf without swearing is like...

My wiener without dust!!!

--Rick--

CRAZY GOLF TIPS

It's spring when a young man's (and in many cases, a young woman's) fancy turns to...golf. Our old friend Bil Dwyer has a a very funny web site called The Range that is filled with great tips on things like "Dog Putting" and golfing with bowling balls!

The Range: Bowling vs. Golf from Drinks at Six on Vimeo.

The Range: Dog Putting from Drinks at Six on Vimeo.

See Bil in person this week (Wednesday through Saturday) at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. Make your reservations by calling 920-734-JOKE.

http://www.therangeshow.com/dog_putting.php
http://www.therangeshow.com/bowling_vs_golf.php

GOLF INSIDE OUTING FOR CAP SERVICES

Join an estimated 350 participants as they golf nine holes INDOORS and raise money for CAP Services January 28th at the Radisson Paper Valley Hotel.

For more information about this cool event click here!

You can purchase tickets at Community 1st Credit Union locations or to order on-line ... click here!